Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
I am impressed. It takes a man to do that. A very unselfish man. I hope she sees that too.
Drai Gray 8
you sold yourself, a little confidence goes a long way
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Comments (10)
Drai Gray 8
you sold yourself, a little confidence goes a long way
slym12312425 9
You helped her pursue happiness, nothing wrong with that. Now you just invite him out for a car ride, Dopinder and Bhatu style.
SkullHQ 27
Great reference.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
all you need now is patience and if they break up or have an arguement you'll be her shoulder to cry on
Iamthebanzai22 21
I am impressed. It takes a man to do that. A very unselfish man. I hope she sees that too.
The_Lady1468 4
Congratulations, you’re not an asshole. But you’re not in the friendzone either, since that’s not a thing. Just people who aren’t interested sexually in someone, and friends.
ojosRojos 28
I mean...how would you not deserve that? It’s literally the choice you made. It was honorable though, and if it’s meant to be for you two then it will happen down the line.
raganerus 17
friendzone is not a thing, people dont owe other people sex just becuase they are nice..
Inkoseh 33
Yep, OP you're not in the FZ because it doesn't exist. People can say yes or no, and not only that she stopped you where you were to save you time, saying she's into someone else. You did what a NICE FRIEND/PERSON would do for someone else. Don't hang on something that wasn't meant to be, be happy they're happy! You did a great thing for her! :)
mssileas 25
You're not in the friendzone, you're just friends with a girl who was open about liking another and you helped her do that. If that dude didn't exist, it would still not be you. If that's too much for you to handle, don't be friends with her. It sucks if feelings aren't mutual but it's not like she's a bathroom stall and only comes in the options "free" or "occupied".