Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Top comments
Susan Yee 9
Tell him, that you will give him anal first.
mekiswrite 21
Tell him that what he gets to do to you, you get to do to him.
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Comments (15)
QueenSaru 28
Remind him you could still get pregnant if he perforates the barrier between rectum and ******! And that anal does not prevent STIs.
Gubbon 17
Yeah, because that is something that regularly happens...
1known 34
Please tell us where you found such a fake information.
rotflqtms_ 21
Tell him you'd rather use abstinence if that's the case.
Susan Yee 9
Tell him, that you will give him anal first.
bloopaloop 27
Tell him that’s where poop comes out.
mekiswrite 21
Tell him that what he gets to do to you, you get to do to him.
Gubbon 17
Oh, lucky him
Graeme David 12
He's not wrong though...
bobsanction 18
100% effective.
Mungolikecandy 19
So you get a massive strap on and ask him to bend over.
Brightside86 31
I don't see the problem, some women prefer it. Also you avoid the stress of wondering if your birth control was effective or not.
BurnInDemonFire 39
He took his shot, regardless of the outcome, and he didn't go ahead and do it without your permission, which makes him better than quite a few other people who have been mentioned on this site.