CanadianEH
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Pantie thief
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Anonymous
Columbia City, United States
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
blacktyaffair
United States
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
DontTrustAFart
Fort Dodge, United States
Skidmarks
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
day001313
Albany, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
ScoozieBooze
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
The next pair will be twenty-ate!
chirstinap325 23
Maybe you should put your underwear somewhere else...
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wafflesandwich 4
there's something called dog training that I feel you should invest in. or just punish the dog every time he eats your underwear
tigeresscrazy 12
Op were they edible underwear lol
Le_ponderer 14
Stop buying such deliciously sinful underwear OP!
soulreaper12296 28
Don't worry OP. One of my old dogs used to eat underwear or tube-socks whole, and then puke them back up 2 days later and try to eat them again.
chelsaaron 19
my dog does it too. and he will find them no matter where they are
8djht8 19
Fool me once shame on me, fool me twenty seven times special education may be required.
Atmey 5
Never understood this fascination with underwear, as some animals mark their territory with pee, maybe the hint of the smell means the same effect and they try to "unmark" your mark by eating it?
mymegangirl 7
oh come on. the dog couldn't eat it if you put it away. ydi
sarahcroy20 12
Has it not occurred to you to make sure he can't get to them? And im pretty sure that he'd be dead if he ate 27 pairs.
Jessica Carey 11
maybe put your underwear where he can't reach them. I know I know makes too much sense right?