anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
botharebad
Canada
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
WTF?
United Kingdom
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Arnold Layne
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Noname
United States
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
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NGM_47 0
"STILL wears them to this day" ? So does that mean that he wore them when you were together? Weird much?
amazinglyava 0
he WEARS them???? ...
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amazinglyava 0
he WEARS them???? ...
deadheroz 0
Fernando is a player! Now watch all the douchebags comment on his post with something that has nothing to do with it, just so the can be on top.
deadheroz 0
Or you can replace his post with some white cracker's. I don't give a shit.
quietlytearful 0
musky? haha. what??
deadheroz 0
Or you can replace the first post with someone else's. I don't give a shit.
dillonc11 0
what kind of underwear was it cause things are reeeeeeeeeeeally uncomfortable.
thenormalguy 0
lol, I'll have to try that sometime ;) jk
YeahFMLxX 0
it's a light, breezy, comfortable way to let loose. What's not to love about woman panties o.o ..?
Bugatti_Veyron 1
@op: just say EXACTLY this, and only this: "Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongo's!" do it. trust me, it works.
krgreat 0
who said that the op was a girl? there's always some gays, my brothers gay too but yea, doesn't mean the op was a girl.
plutosaplanet 0
the OP said she was a girl when she selected "woman" which is written right next to "by anonymous"
ILikePopCorn 0
haha #42 that kinda scared me alittle bit.
theian01 3
#46 FTW! I just wonder what gannon's up to...
ImaginaryFoe 1
Mercy, I didn't even think about that. How did he use the bathroom? Just drop trou so everyone could see his panties? A bit awkward that.
YeahFMLxX 0
@78 awh! thanks for your worry.
iheart655 0
op, your ex is a creeper..i'm sorryy..O.o
YeahFMLxX 0
oh and mercy! no the whole penis hole thing is uncomfortable. like shooting skeet without the skeet..
toxic10uhc 0
that's not an fml 1 that's an epic win... btw who wears their chick's underwear?! lol
jennacide 0
I like wearing boxers, its quite breezy. But only when I go to sleep. They look kinda weird when you wear pants. But its a nice surpise if you're in a dress! Or just the boxers as shorts inside.... and outside. :) Boxers FTW! (I've always wanted to put that :P)
boyguydudemalema 0
#7 says it all haha
thoughtcrimeno1 0
haha at the most un-Zelda Zelda game ever and its dialouge from high school dropouts
cookiemobzta 0
wow how fat do you have to be for your panties fit on his desperate self
MattCole 0
@83, guys don't have to stick their penisis through the underwear hole to pee. They can also use a thumb to lower the front part of the underwear's waistband. I think that method works better.
2nite 0
you look like a younger version of my ex!
Nikiebear226 0
Creepy...
daniel1_1 13
very
afatmonkey 0
what? can't a man enjoy butt-floss?!
NIRVANAfan123 0
FTW
_swimcutie_ 0
wEiRd. haha and awkward and yeah.. lol
Nemesis2747 4
its hot, she should take it as a compliment
canttaketheheat 0
looks like HIS secret is out.
tsoccerdude 0
who said it was supposed to be secret
Monikabug 9
LOL @#3 that's what I was thinking! :)
Gourmet_Taco 0
I bet his balls hang out the side :O Thats why I can't wear briefs :/
bubblecheeksz 6
Like Victoria's Secret.. His secret...
superHydrate 4
wow!!! u need a gf now who can share ur panties and not feel bad abt it!??? hat don't even make sense, does it?
jennacide 0
When you're a lesbian, everything starts to make sense. ;) But guys are fun too. :)
YeahFMLxX 0
ahh I creamed D:
Ninjasaurus18 9
Eh, guys are decent, but they don't have what a girl does:/
NGM_47 0
"STILL wears them to this day" ? So does that mean that he wore them when you were together? Weird much?
gleetard 0
ur shirt blends wit d curtains
doink 0
I wonder how the OP found out.
gwarrr 0
I want to know how she found out
rhanana 0
That's disturbing I can see why he's your ex
samalama7 0
does he wear them well? lol
deadsrs 0
(repost) Please tell me it was a thong. Pink with butterfly lace? *shifty look* Did we date...?
allmidnighteyes 11
everyone has a fetish.
ipts 0
u look like a fag :/
jennacide 0
Like ropes and chains! I can name bunches lol.