Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML
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Top comments
skullet 0
that shower head is SUCH A ****!
iamelrebel 0
big deal, you guys should just have got it on right there...
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Comments (67)
skyeyez9 25
haha!
jakebville 9
What a shitty FML...
circayouandme 0
awww that's a bit sad
Linebacker74 8
Detachable shower heads are the shit. I've never used one for sexual reasons but they're still always awesome
coolsteve 0
you too what? i daaan geeet eet
iSpaceShuttle 0
LOOOOOOOL ; sweet heart ; he uses The Shower Head For Plesure Too. Your soo Cutee XD
rupert_45 0
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and 51 is hot :D
asscheaks 0
idk why you got thumbed down, I agree with you, she sexy
Hiimhaileypotter 53
67 & 70: Y'all got thumbed down because that's creepy.
ChaCerCam 14
#51 You're
iamelrebel 0
big deal, you guys should just have got it on right there...
koalasloverain 0
...Your husband just got a lot cooler, if you ask me.
nypd613 0
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you too what? I don't get it
superedgar3 0
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me neither.. god dmn it
blairyboo 0
he pleasures himself with the shower head too
friednoodles 0
idiot
ex_omer 17
I accidentally thumbed up your comment, just know that u really deserve a thumb down for being that dumb
v1kt4r 13
Im not sure what the OP is whining about, that her husband found her having an Intimate moment with the showerhead or that he also has intimate moments with it, lmao but u gotta love his response, haha
Jaxon26 0
Your picture made me laugh my ass off lol
skullet 0
that shower head is SUCH A ****!
ohmygoodnex 0
I love you.
Airborn0280 18
lol
perdix 31
Is he saying that he also diddles himself with the showerhead, or that he once caught his mom doing that?
PsychoGorgeous 0
Haha thats hilarious. At least he didnt get pissed...don't be embarassed! He does it too! Lol. I 100% agree with #5 and 6.