Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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gxjkb 0
and you believed that?
BeeSkwaird 0
Riiiiiiiight
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Comments (213)
gxjkb 0
and you believed that?
FacePALM24 0
I know right? YDI for being so naive.
marz88 0
I am sensing a tranny/gay theme here on FML these days.
kmapes 0
My sentiments exactly.
iamjtsocool 0
You're damned stupid if you believed that.
meeeep 0
i agree, who would ever believe this? oh right, an idiot who can't even figure out how to use tense correctly. you can't say wasn't his and then they were his. first you used singular and then you used plural..
shamille 5
there was a lady who said to me... "your underwear are showing" i think i was more disturbed about the "are" than the fact that my underwear was showing.
xHaniffax 0
I was just going to say...that sentence is gramatically incorrect.
IronMagnus 0
#1 hit the nail on the head.... I say call his bluff, tell him to put them on.
ledzepfan 0
@39 two separate sentences; two separate clauses, they were not hers, upon confronting him, she found out that they were his. dumb ass
curryndricegirll 0
i agree. make him try it on. and if that doesn't work, try and find some evidence that proves it's not his.
neonokku 0
That's what I originally thought xD But if it's true at least he isn't cheating on you
kmapes 0
@39You're a douchebag.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
ok.....either he's secrectly gay, or cheating on you....and im leaning to the "he's cheating on you" idea....
latkematzoball 0
39 - THE PAIR (single) wasnt hers. THEY (plural) were his. its ok, grammar natzi
zappyalex 0
Wow that's actually a pretty common mistake there meeeeep. It's nice to see the ******** population is still alive and strong.
Skull_300 0
Did you find some size 12 pumps too? Hey, get him to try the panties on and pose for some pictures. Then, post the pics here...****** drop that piece of shit!!!
FarSide 23
LOL, LMFAO. Yeah, that's it.... they're ....er, uh, um.... mine! P.T Barnum was so right.
FarSide 23
@39... Does this kind of an FML (grammatically incorrect) give you multiple spontaneous orgasms? No one gives a D-Double Damn about grammar on this site.
your_face 15
...Actually, I'd say a lot of people care about grammar on this site, hence the rampant grammar corrections.
Coprophobia 0
Btw, @69- it's nazi, not natzi. good job.
Aniland 2
YDI for not realizing that they're not his.
nodbor 11
How long have you been wearing woman's underwear? Ever since my girlfriend found another woman's pair in the laundry.
Antivirus_fml 0
You're an ediot!
Kiwi_Splash 0
How else would he cover up his nasty cheating ass? How gullible of you.
meeeep 0
hahaha. you can't say THEY. they is plural last time i checked. the OP would need to say IT. #81... none of my paragraph had capitalization. i don't capitalize when i type because it takes longer. and i was just stating a fact, not trying to cause people to argue with me. it was just bothering me that the sentence sounded funny.
bambii101 0
Woahhh here come the grammar police!!!
Trager 0
and what would that prove?
thepulse100 0
OH MY GOD SOMEONE MESSED UP THEIR GRAMMAR. Get over it, dude. also, I wouldn't believe that if I were you :P
rawrtroy1 0
wuht dhe fck? if yuh found a woman'sz underwear in dhe laundry why wuld yuh ask dhem if dhey were hisz? unlesz hesz a tranny , dhis ish stupid as fck smdh
lgabra95 0
youre all stupid. she obviously didnt believe it. the FML is that her boyfriend is cheating on her and thinks shes dumb enough to believe it.
ReyEr9412 0
*cough,couch* bullshit *cough,cough*
azhein 0
either way you should probably get out of the relationship
blankaex 0
#49,you sound you have like Phoenix Wright Fever.
c_o_www 4
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graceinsheepwear 34
Most cross dressers are straight, 63
CoGhostRider 31
Exactly what I would say
ohnoyouDINT 0
OMG U SHOULD BE MORE TOLERANT OF PPL WITH GENDER CONFUSION ISSUES YOU JERK jk. Dump the queer.
sportygurl3 0
hahahahaha :D
just_dandy20 2
Wtf #2 you make no sense!
BeeSkwaird 0
Riiiiiiiight
calcboi 0
At least you can share now.
soccrplease 1
Win!
Acechao5 0
LOL, obviously lying?
cthulhu1138 1
Obviously, because we all know transvestites don't exist and men would never wear women's clothing. It's not like a former head of the FBI was known to do this or anything.
drthunderbolt 4
Yeah man, I'm an astronaut and I even know that..
Saromo 0
He is not telling the truth.
cheyluvsturtles 30
ya never know. maybe he has a fetish for wearing girls underwear? anyway good luck with that
xl0_olx 0
your a re tard........ they were obviously someone elses and he lied to you so you would find out
leili 0
Oh wow. I would say good save but then that would be lying.
chris_e81 0
LIESSSSSSS Filthy liessss D:
tikimuppet 11
you sound like gollum XD
skippydoda 32
Wow, the fact that you believe that shows that YDI