Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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mijzelffan 0
Lol, did the dog look good in them?
Nightfallz 0
lol YDI. hide your sex toys better or don't let kids in your room
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Comments (114)
TheRoflMonster 0
That sucks... Hope you and your boss are still cool.
Toas7 0
I can think of a reason.
akiro525 3
#11 .............
FarSide 23
Regardless of your boss... At least Baxter is cool.
confusdsincbirth 5
WIN 96!
nappacabbage 0
Acctually I'm first! Cool
fuckyourdogslife 0
You posted over half an hour after the first poster. How can you not see that you clearly posted second? You fail epically.
missmarley93 1
umm yeah I agree! whats the point of crotchless underwear? haha
gooBUZZ 0
#13 - You sir are right. #2 - You, are a moron. Good day, ladies and gents.
cold_heat1321321 4
hey!! i buried your comment
Vball6 19
109- hey!! I wanna bury your comment.
onepctech 0
you kids are going to have screwed up relationships and need therapy.
AnaMaree 0
stfu
galt 13
No. They're 8 how are they supposed to know?
Ughsucks 0
You know why YDI? Because you bought crotchless panties. That just screams disease filled cootch
roadracer39 5
you are an idiot.
reneetlovesyou 30
Seems like an oxymoron to me more than anything.
mijzelffan 0
Lol, did the dog look good in them?
Ughsucks 0
Probably a hell of a lot better than she did.
lmmmr 0
Do you know her?
jeanniner 0
wow, just wow. Think hard... and i mean literally.
iceangel_fml 0
rofl :D props for the comment :)
alex_vik 1
I thought, and they seem really purposeless. You may as well just go commando instead of buying what appears to be ruined underwear.
Ughsucks 0
Well by shear probability one can assume she's probably overweight and hideous (considering she's been married for 8+ years and has a kid... she probably "let herself go" awhile ago). Even if she was attractive (lol right), she'd still be a disgusting tramp for even having those. YDI
divineinstrument 2
WHAT ARE CROTCHLESS PANTIES!!! I MUST KNOW!
philosopher 0
Use your imagination - just a little bit. Don't want to overload it since I'll bet it's quite small.
ATwistedUpFrown 0
I'm 12 and I know what they are and are used for. Retard.
LoosechangeXxXx 0
Wow really 14 lol.
sum1savemeh 0
lmao at #89
cherlana32 0
They are panties with a hole in the crotch. They seem like they are highly uncomfortable.
genius_man16 1
They're panties that your mom wore last night with me.
hi5534 3
LOL!! Good thing your name is geniusman XD
iKaite 0
I just laughed so hard I farted.
crazy_cat_lady24 0
How does having sexy lingery make you a tramp? Especially when you have them for your husband? Do you live in Saudi-Arabia or something?
Kofu 0
#8, you're stupid. You wouldn't believe some of the things my girlfriend and I have bought for each other, and we're just dating. We already have a bunch of stuff lined up for after we get married. Owning slightly kinky lingerie doesn't make you a tramp. What you do while wearing them makes you a tramp.
metalfan333 0
#87 is a tool
plexico 4
Now your boss is happy that there is one less line of defense he will have to conquer!
coheedandcambria 0
11th!!!
fyourlife33 0
11th? youre celebrating that why?
Mwoehaha 0
Hey, celebrating something it's cool, like a parody but you really like it!
soccerboy101 0
That's fun for your boss. Maybe he'll get some action
stinkybutt 0
what does one use crotchless panties for?
sunshine917 0
i don't think it is about laziness...i think it is about the fact that some guys think they are a turn on
californiaaaaa 0
omfg, why do you care what kind of underwear a stranger wears? get a life.
maseybear_RAWR 0
oh my gosh really? google it.
Nightfallz 0
lol YDI. hide your sex toys better or don't let kids in your room