CanadianEH
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Pantie thief
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Anonymous
Columbia City, United States
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
blacktyaffair
United States
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
DontTrustAFart
Fort Dodge, United States
Skidmarks
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
day001313
Albany, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
ScoozieBooze
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
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RichardPencil 32
The next pair will be twenty-ate!
chirstinap325 23
Maybe you should put your underwear somewhere else...
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chirstinap325 23
Maybe you should put your underwear somewhere else...
slingerslasher 24
OP is like "so you mean i should stop storing them in his food bowl?"
caitywebbkid 5
My brothers dog used to eat the crotch out all my undies. He'd grab them off the line or get them out the laundry basket. Drove me nuts.
bluegreenblue 4
Try training your dog...
ashyash90 8
maybe put them away in a drawer or something??
Tripartita 45
And thus the inspiration for the next season of Orange is the New Black is found; Piper will expand her panty business to the dog food market.
RichardPencil 32
The next pair will be twenty-ate!
Doctor_W_H_O 18
Dogs get addicted to certain tastes, a vet would agree. Keep them in a hamper or away where your dog can't get them
beyslay 14
You would think that after the first few pairs you would put them away.
zeeba_neighba 10
He just loves your scent! Did he chew them off your sweaty bod? If you're not into that, YDI x 26.
lennon_ 16
Do you not know how bad that is for your dog? Put your underwear away!
cailey1234567890 24
I had a tiny little wiener dog that used to do that. I always always always put them away, but he somehow kept getting them. I finally caught him in the act threading the underwear through the holes in my hamper.
imagineapc 11
I also have a wiener dog who likes to eat the crotch out of undies! I had to get a fabric-lined hamper so he can't get them. Every now and then he'll still get a pair, though.
julianbz 5
Maybe poop a little next time, that'll show him a brand new taste.
ilovebono88 21
Dogs like to eat shit... moron