birthday blues
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
birthdaygirl
San Francisco, United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
It isn't
Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML
Anonymous
Friends and family
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
"So, who'd you vote for?" "Happy." "Happy who?" "Birthday." "Happy Birthday? W—" "Thanks! You're the first to say that!"
Welshite 40
Yourself. You wrote your name in on the ballot and checked it. It's your own little birthday gift to you.
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Comments (34)
Welshite 40
Yourself. You wrote your name in on the ballot and checked it. It's your own little birthday gift to you.
Screwie 25
Obligatory "who'd you vote for, OP?"
half_past_hell 4
Happy birthday! I hope you're enjoying the apocalypse.
LostInTheZone11 29
Happy Birthday to my fellow Scorpio then. Mine is on Veteran's Day.
RichardPencil 32
So, who did you vote for? If you voted for the wrong candidate: Thank you for murdering America. You ruined democracy, you ******* prick! If you voted for the right candidate: My heartiest best wishes for you to have a wonderful year. All my personal best!
gamermonster 34
There is no wrong or right, it's all a matter of opinion.
DeadIllusion 7
That's the point of the JOKE
Tripartita 45
"So, who'd you vote for?" "Happy." "Happy who?" "Birthday." "Happy Birthday? W—" "Thanks! You're the first to say that!"
Shekelstein 6
DUDE SAME HERE xD even my mom and bros forgot about my birthday lol
tsr1993 16
Happy Birthday ????
cassandralorene 12
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to you
cupcakebruh 21
Happy happy birthday! I sing this song to you! I wish it were my birthday! So I could party too! Woo! ?
ForeverJasmine 26
So. Who'd you vote for?