Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
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RichardPencil 32
All of this damage in three minutes from a non-existent pen? This is quite literally a Magic Marker!
GamerChickxoxo 16
use a microfiber cloth or the softest fabric you can, make it damp not dripping wet, and rub firmly in a circular motion to get the marker off the tv. Whatever you do, DONT USE WINDEX! white vinegar can take marker out of leather and some other surfaces, it should be cleaned off thoroughly to stop discoloration of sensitive surfaces
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GamerChickxoxo 16
use a microfiber cloth or the softest fabric you can, make it damp not dripping wet, and rub firmly in a circular motion to get the marker off the tv. Whatever you do, DONT USE WINDEX! white vinegar can take marker out of leather and some other surfaces, it should be cleaned off thoroughly to stop discoloration of sensitive surfaces
jjbshearer 2
Hand sanitizer will get sharpie off of a lot of stuff. Good luck!
Dragonsrock12345 5
gotta love that age lol
Cleverkitten93 5
Dry erase marker can get the sharpie marker off of your tv screen. Just color over the sharpie with dry erase marker and then wipe it up before it fully dries
RichardPencil 32
All of this damage in three minutes from a non-existent pen? This is quite literally a Magic Marker!
Marian Robinson 3
How long were you gone ?!
bloopaloop 27
I’m surprised the UK hasn’t banned those. You should call the police on her.
wellthatsunfortunate 10
Apparently you DO own a permanent marker! Well, until then, I hope you disposed of it by now.
Justin Carpenter 11
better whoop that ass
Chris Igou 2
use rubbing alcohol to erase permanent marker