Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
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greeneye_fml 12
What the heck do you feed your cat?
KingCeltic77 18
When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.
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Comments (76)
gregkingsley 4
Tell Garfield it's time for diet. Also maybe if u loved him and played with him he wouldn't eat his problems away.
Cainicide 5
Ouch. Lots of hate on this one.
iLuvsIt 10
Quite deservedly so. It's abusive if a parent over feeds their child, and it's equally abusive if a pet owner over feeds their pet.
Cigar 11
Agreed. As a groomer I tend to plenty of obese dogs and cats. It's heartbreaking. They become aggressive because it hurts to stand long and be manipulated, they have pressure sores, they drool and pant uncontrollably, their behinds are sore and raw from feces and urine sticking to them.. What a sad life to lead.
la_puta_madre 4
This comment made me really really sad.
Sanrio90 8
You should be ashamed...get your cat on a diet before he gets sick, suffers, and dies from his obesity.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Kitty needs a treadmill. If anything lay him on it and watch him roll.
alycion 39
Only time I've had a cat stay in a litter box that long was when I was trying to get him to the vets. He saw the carrier and sat on the litter box like he was taking a shit for like an hour. I had to make my husband yank him out of it.
iLuvsIt 10
Aww smart kitty!
outoftown 27
#65, Also if a cat is quite ill.
alycion 39
He was fine. Just hiding. He hated car rides and since I shut off the bedroom door so he couldn't hide under the bed he chose the next best place. He always did stupid things when he saw the carrier. Can't say I blame him. I don't like my yearly flu shot. I doubt he enjoyed his yearly shots either.
iLuvsIt 10
I can't make light of this post, as it is pretty upsetting that someone is killing their cat and thinks their own life is ******. F kitty's life.
FlashBurn 13
There is a saying... If your pet is too fat, you're not getting enough exercise! That or he's hitting the nip too hard. Give him... the TALK.
xMissxMurderx 1
maybe you should put your cat on a diet or feed it less food!!! letting a cat get that fat should be considered animal abuse!
khoihuynh30 9
You guys are harsh. It's not all his fault his cat his overweight. Sure, he may overfeed, but that cat is in control of its own weight. The cat does not eat everything it gets
vbmg152 19
F your cats life not yours!