Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
Nordah 15
I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.
SouthernPride95 19
Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler
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Comments (202)
MsConfusedd 27
why was your mom's bra in your coat?
abekhan 0
That's what I was thinking
gmaniac93 7
That sucks for you bra, you're probably coated with tears now.
SouthernPride95 19
Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler
loufol22 5
Are you from Tennessee
SouthernPride95 19
Yes
loufol22 5
Same. Which part??
SouthernPride95 19
East
loufol22 5
Oh....
SouthernPride95 19
Sorry alan
loufol22 5
Sorry Alan total respect
horseridermc 2
Why would your moms bra be in ur coat anyways?
SouthernPride95 19
31 i don't know am i op?
loufol22 5
I hate it when people want to write comments and they are too late so they write it in reply to one of the top comments
gmaniac93 7
Sucks for you bra, your probably coated with tears now.
loufol22 5
59- seriously
kyarush 10
Giggity
Anonymousx3x 4
YOU'RE***
SouthernPride95 19
68 **** you!!!!!
sanchogrim 18
2- That is a sweet looking profile pic you got there!
CadillacPimpen 6
50% of zero is zero.
SouthernPride95 19
Ahh thats a shame my comment went bye bye
SouthernPride95 19
83 its the thought that counts
evilplatypus 39
31 - Perhaps the coat was in the laundry with the bra?
iCake 13
Wouldn't it be 20% cooler?
SouthernPride95 19
Would you rather be 20% cooler or 50% cooler from this experience?
CadillacPimpen 6
20% cooler from the experience thus having more coolness to begin with
gman90210 18
We now your not op but the question stands why is op's moms bra in his coat?
call4agoodtime 3
They were probably in the laundry together and when someone was folding the clothes they probably didn't notice it. Simply logic really.
sens3sfailing 25
181- but this is FML and logic takes thinking, and thinking makes my head hurt...
decidedlyvague 11
You should just high five people and say, "Hell yeah! It's your mom's bra!"
Lahariim 8
'Twas curiosity what killed the cat...
randomthing 22
Well, that's awkward..
SouthernPride95 19
Explain how so
Futacy 30
Really? So THAT'S why OP posted this on fmylife dot com? Hmm, and for all this time I thought "FML" stood for "Flaming Mama Llama."
randomthing 22
I know, I know. Sorry :P
WeWalkIn1D 11
Why the hell would you have your moms bra?
greekgal44 14
dont be so harsh on her.. thats a pretty awkward situation and i agree lol
tigerfight23 3
Unnecessary comment is unnecessary
buck33 14
97 - Exactly.
SenselessPattern 12
Speaking of Mama Llama's, what do we have here? *look's seductively at 79*
The_Big_Boss 20
What a stupid fml
SouthernPride95 19
Your a stupid person
ObeyAlliance 7
Edit- Comment I replied to went away, sorry people :/
alwaysbored13 14
Why in the world would your mom's bra be in your pocket?
Nordah 15
I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.
honeybadgerr 9
Or.... Idk about you guys but this reminded me of bad teacher when Cameron Diaz gives her bra to the boy that everybody made fun of and walks out a new man. Lol
annie_nk 23
I'd go with laundry mishap. My bras get stuck to bigger clothes all the time.
igive 29
forget the bra guys, the real FML is that he has school on after thanksgiving.
mfischer 17
92 - I'm pretty sure Canadian Thanksgiving is in October.
SammyS2012 21
OP is from Canada. They didn't have Thanksgiving yesterday
igive 29
my bad. on my phone it doesn't say where op is from.
mfischer 17
False. It's on the upper right corner of the FML. Posted from my iPhone.
flea_of_death 23
Nope. It's not there on an Android. Please don't make assumptions, like everyone can see the location on their phone. =)
ShyAnn29 15
133, just because you can see the location, doesn't mean everyone can!
Pleonasm 36
Even if you had a girlfriend, who keeps their girlfriend's bra in their coat? More importantly, why do you keep your MOM'S bra in your coat?! Maybe because it's getting Nippy outside this time of the year? I don't want to imagine the other possibilities...
loserboii 11
Brains? that part of humans that's covered with dust?
LMFAOaMIGIT 3
Look, Alan broke his leg tripping over his bloated self esteem.
ALlamaOnFire 20
All I can think of is masturbation. I'm not the only one, right?:')
SouthernPride95 19
No you are go back to your hole
outoftown 27
#9, lol.. You don't do much women's laundry, do you? Those damn bras end up in the strangest places.
yeti37 16
you meant "Nipplely this time of year..." Right?
TrailblazerSS 5
15 - you're a dick.
TrueTriage 16
Alan isn't a dick. He's just proposing we use that thing called imagination to make up possibilities or other scenarios on how the bra could've gotten into OPs coat. Not immediately say Freud or *shudders* suggest masturbation... The best comedy in my opinion is the witty smug slightly dark yet pie to face realization type. Not spoon fed punch line comedy..
TrueTriage 16
Alan isn't a dick. He's just proposing we use that thing called imagination to make up possibilities or other scenarios on how the bra could've gotten into OPs coat. Not immediately say Freud or *shudders* suggest masturbation... The best comedy in my opinion is the witty smug slightly dark yet pie to face realization type. Not spoon fed punch line comedy..
loufol22 5
What the ****?
anythingmustbe 18
Well if you want to get a girl friend you need to be bra-ve enough. Confidence is key. Dont worry if it goes **** up if you ask a girl out, just keep going for it.
lopsop 12
What...
MissMae93 23
11 - That was so not puny. ;)
happyllama12 5
*punny, this comment has nothing to do with size.
Bright_Lights 14
11, you're trying too hard.
Futacy 30
135- You're not trying hard enough.
TurquoiseJesus 15
140- you're trying just the right amount.
fmmfl1993 1
113- Well the comment was pretty long, maybe she did mean puny.
SavannahJanee 6
Why on earth would you have your mothers bra??
Inheritance 10
Those washing machines, tricky bastards!
SelenaMilkshake 17
It could've got stuck in there during the laundry and he didn't notice until it fell out. It's happened to me with socks before and if his coat is large enough, a bra could be well hidden.
thatonename 7
So I totally buy the laundry theory. My only question is why bras and a coat are being washed together. Isn't that like a delicate and a heavy item?
annie_nk 23
102 - Some people don't bother separating the laundry and just get it done all at once. It's faster but not ideal
LairaIsKindaCool 6
Well, it could have gotten stuck there while it was in the wash, and he may not have noticed it. Considering OP lived in Canada, I have no doubt that his coat was thick enough. I've been wearing a winter jacket since September.