Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
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greeneye_fml 12
What the heck do you feed your cat?
KingCeltic77 18
When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.
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Comments (76)
WeWalkIn1D 11
Hmp, fat cat
BananerzFresh 12
Awe. This FML is just sad. That poor cat needs some help...
loufol22 5
Yeah poor cat
loufol22 5
What do you feed him??!!
loufol22 5
Sorry 2 didn't see you're comment
littlemsweirdo 12
You're? Prepare for death by grammar nazis! (: Lol
winfieldALJD 6
Aawww.
Denomic 9
OP, do you even lift?
littlemsweirdo 12
How is that relevant to the fml?
Pleonasm 36
Meme consisting or criticizing someone's physique by insinuating that they don't lift weights and therefore not a good bodybuilder. Here it was a play on that meme, making fun of OP having a hard time lifting the cat out of the litterbox; "do you even lift (cats)" maybe? That's my interpretation, anyway. In my opinion not a the best use of a meme I have seen here.
DivineSunshine 1
Sounds like you need to be a more responsible pet owner. Having a fat pet is like when you see a child that is overweight. You know the parent has screwed up.
alycion 39
Not always. I rescued two cats, both overweight. I put them on good foods and did everything a pet owner should do to have pets lose weight. One did, one didn't. I took him to the vet, and the vet told me what breed if cat he was mixed with. I can't remember the name right now. But the point was, that breed usually ends up over weight no matter how it is cared for. Kind if a genetic thing. And don't forget, just like people, animals can also have health problems that cause them to be over weight no matter what. In those cases, the best we can do is work with our vets to keep the animal as healthy as possible and hope for the best. I had cared for a cat with diabetes once, and it was not fun considering my huge fear of needles. Having to give him insulin shots twice a day made me feel like an abuser even though he didn't seem to mind them. I would recommend op talk to the vet if it hasn't already been done and try to work out a plan for getting the cat in better shape. A physical wouldn't hurt either to make sure there is nothing hidden going on. My animals go on a regular basis and we missed the diabetes at first. It wasn't until he was acting funny and I took him in for blood work that it was caught. Somehow my rescues always end up costing more in medical care because if not knowing what the precious owner did. Always worth it though. It's like they know they were saved.
outoftown 27
^^^ Worth the read, cat lovers. Thanks for the details, #70. I learned a few new things.
Aspen_Grace33 27
70- I want to thumb this up, but it's so long that I can't do it from my phone. I love to hear that some people will do anything to help an animal in need!
alycion 39
Ty. If I bring a pet into my home, I do everything I can for it because it wasn't their choice to come home with me. They are my fur babies. Like a parent, I know I make mistakes sometimes with them, but I hope to learn from them and not repeat them. I do think pet owners should be willing to work with vets to keep their pet in the best shape possible.
ICastillo 25
You should have just left his ass there so he knows you're not going to deal with a lazy pussy around the house
anythingmustbe 18
Hes been sneaking food from the neighbor.
Shadowvoid 33
Maybe you shouldn't play so much fetch with him and overwork his large body, then the cat would have to pass away while passing waste. *it's a reference to an earlier FML from today if you don't get it*
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sounds like how my Ex's cat was. The cat was too fat to clean herself so she got bathed and shaved to help keep her clean! Sorry about your cat, OP!