Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
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greeneye_fml 12
What the heck do you feed your cat?
KingCeltic77 18
When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.
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Comments (76)
User57777 13
Sounds like Garfield.
deathtothepix 26
You're an idiot for not ever noticing how bad your cat's weight problem until it had to lose all of its cat dignity to make you realise you need to stop over feading your pet. I own a cat its really not that hard to keep it at a normal weight.
riseagainstbabyy 4
That poor kitty! Put that cat on a diet :(
Etweens96 25
sounds like something my cats would do
doglover100 29
Poor cat.
missamberrose 17
That's disgusting that YOU would let him get that way. As a pet wonder myself I feel so sad for that cat. F your life? More like F your cats life.
Needafarm 22
F your cats LIFE. I know everyone is telling you to put the poor thing on a diet, but you might want to get it's thyroid checked too. That could be the cause of it's weight along with too much food.
buckdharma 38
this could be worse. just think if you had a fat pet monkey. he would just lay there and throw it at you.
pheebs314 17
You should be careful. My sister had a fat cat and it developed fat cat syndrome (that's what our vet called it), where she stopped eating and the fat from her body shocked her liver causing it to shut down. They don't know what causes it but it only happens in overweight cats.
katie1989 9
Its called Fatty Liver Disease and they do know what causes it. Lol. Why are people on here so uneducated yet still try to give advice?
winkydog4056 16
That must be one giant fatass pussy if he can't lift himself out of his crapbox. Just exactly how big is this pussy?