Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
greeneye_fml 12
What the heck do you feed your cat?
KingCeltic77 18
When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (76)
zakkyzebra 11
That sounds like this one time we thought our super fat dog was just being lazy, as he was also laying in his own waste... He died...
XPetrova 10
Eeeek. That's sad...
zakkyzebra 11
Yeah.. I was the one who found him and figured out he was dead... I was like 7 or 8 at the time, too, and he was my best friend :/ But you know. Shit happens!
loufol22 5
Dafuq did I just read
loufol22 5
Sorry to hear:(
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You had a chance for first comment and you chose to depress us? -_-
ALlamaOnFire 20
45 - it could've been worse, they could have said 'first' or 'lol fyl' or 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'.
SonOfAMitch 14
20 - I'm not sure if the 'shit happens' was a pun or a coincidence... PS: Awww no! That's horrible! RIP to your dog :(
israelnotjacob 20
The cat I had growing up was a little overweight, but if you seriously are that neglectful of your pet that you let him get so fat he can't even get out of the dam litter box you don't even deserve to have a pet.
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
Lazy cat :D
Host2phats 21
This is too funny
greeneye_fml 12
What the heck do you feed your cat?
alwayswinning123 7
It's not what he's feeding it...it's how much
COOL__Coal 12
Probably the thanksgiving feast from last night.
im_bored_tired 12
He's had lots of cheezburgerz
loufol22 5
McDonald's
Inheritance 10
Lasagna like Garfield.
tehcyberman 9
29- No... OP's cat is Garfield.
happle 21
15-I always give my cat more food than he needs and he's not overweight. Maybe OP needs to teach his cat moderation.
Cyrus00 41
How the **** do you teach a cat moderation...?
FML_Whale 18
Or maybe it's the same cat who's name is actually Mollie. It's because of the neighbor!
JustAGirlOnFML 11
Some chicken, and roast beef and some pizza. And that special sunday
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Lol Sundaaaaaaaayy Spongebob. Good times. Gooooood times
imavelociraptor 6
103 & 113 - You know it's "sundae" right?
KingCeltic77 18
When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.
SuperKnuckels 6
"Smelly cat, Smelly cat.. What are they feeding you? Smelly cat."
KingCeltic77 18
"Smelly cat, it's not your fault."
jberg583 12
When your cat is too fat and lazy to get out of it's own feces it's time to put it down!!
evilplatypus 39
Wow. I'd say its time for a diet. They make some pretty quality diet foods for cats; I'd consult the vet ASAP. It isn't fair to the animal and is cruel of you to have let it get to this point.
WhisperSoflty 20
Not only does the cat need special diet food, he needs it in moderation. It really is beyond me why people are so scared to control feed their animals. It's almost as if they're worried about underfeeding, so they overcompensate. What they don't realize that being overweight can be just as detrimental to an animals health as being underweight.
bestnameright 14
I agree. This cat reminds me of humans in Walie, only it's a cat...
Isoldael 27
-nods- I just sold a snake hatchling to this guy with clear instructions to feed it every 6-8 days (normal for a hatchling). Instead, he fed it every 2 days, potentially causing massive internal damage, because "it looked hungry" -.- So yes, the human factor might be in play. On the other hand, there are quite some disorders / diseases in felines that can cause overweight without overfeeding, so we can't really blame OP without more information.
green2go 14
I have a large food bowl for mine and they don't over eat
alwayswinning123 7
You should watch what you feed your cat if he's getting that fat
SonOfAMitch 14
Soft kitty, fat kitty, rolling in his waste, silly kitty, lazy kitty, purr purr purr. (Feel free to sing this song like Soft Kitty from TBBT)
littlemsweirdo 12
Hey. You were the one who overfed his fatass.
Praisethelawd 0
LOL
zebraumicornz 6
Well my cat is "fat" but it's no ones fault. She has an eating disorder and her food doesn't digest we'll and she throws up a lot and gets dizzy.
zebraumicornz 6
*well. Sorry lol autocorrect.
Pleonasm 36
He didn't feline getting up. Good strategy, he got you to do it like a pussy. Fat chance of him doing anything unless you start cutting the kitty fat.
yeti37 16
So many cat puns Obese, shit-stained fat feline Pussy in the box
la_puta_madre 4
Are you thinking that before you type? Sometimes the puns are being too tiring tbh
DracoSpirita 21
Time for a diet!
FlyingPie 17
Urine for a lot of that type of thing if you don't get your cat on a diet.
bandeek 30
Why would you make a pee pun. There's nothing in this FML that makes your joke make sense.
WhisperSoflty 20
51 - except for the part where it clearly states in the FML that the cat was laying in its own waste. Urine is a type of waste. Reading comprehension and basic deduction skills: use them.
FlyingPie 17
One thing cats do in their litter box is pee.
opoopu 8
Damn, i thought urine was food.
Moep20 24
Wow, that is kind of sad. Do you give him too much food or does he get it somewhere else? If you caused this: YDI and please stop, being overweight is not very healthy for cats. If your neighbour feeds your cat or your cat hunts too much: YLS
TheDrifter 24
Somehow, with the cat being too fat and lazy to exit the litter box, I don't see hunting bring its favorite pastime. Also, please don't let cats wander people. The world has enough feral cats