Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
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greeneye_fml 12
What the heck do you feed your cat?
KingCeltic77 18
When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.
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Comments (76)
merryhappy1887 20
YDI for over feeding your pet!
sylar88_fml 1
Try buying healthier cat food, serve the cat small portions of food and try sprinkling sensa and take the cat to planet fitness lol.
kathbutter 12
that's awful! f your cats life, put him/her on a diet
spottyblanket 8
Overfeeding a cat is regarded as animal cruelty op and will shorten his life and make him seriously. Limit his food intake, or feed him little and often. Entice him to move around and play with him. Your vet can help you with this.
vicki1000 8
I read this and felt the utmost happiness. you really love your cat and it shows.
murkinstock 5
yeeaaahhh maybe you should stop feeding him as much. its animal cruelty to have an obese pet.
Eorlas 31
Get off the bad pet owner bandwagon, consult a veterinarian, and work hard on resolving the obesity. It's a very serious health concern if it's at this point, and yes, cats can get diabetes.
Zehla 7
it is considered abuse to overfeed an animal. but there are a LOT of things that cause obesity in animals. since we do not know the full story, don't judge!
timberwolf408 7
but cats clean themselves.....
ratorr2 23
My cat started doing that and we finally took him to the vet and found out he had a blockage in his urethra and couldn't pee. The vet cleaned it out but it was too late. My cat died that night. It's possible your cat may have the same problem.