damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nutritious
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
tessamarque
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Bartlesville, United States
This is mine now
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Tigerlily
Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Jeanna S.
United States
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
crazycatlady
Charlotte, United States
Rescue cat
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
princeronron
Prilly, Switzerland
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
Neutered
Anchorage, United States
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
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b00ts3ct0r 15
At least your cat didn’t slap the glass onto the floor, like mine does. Cats are douchebags and they’re proud of it.
real life problems 26
So leave the glass of water for the cat, and you take and drink from the bowls
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DraftHail614 17
Cats are assholes. Nothing new.
real life problems 26
So leave the glass of water for the cat, and you take and drink from the bowls
b00ts3ct0r 15
At least your cat didn’t slap the glass onto the floor, like mine does. Cats are douchebags and they’re proud of it.
acmariner99 25
Your master is displeased
Glowworm56 27
That's cute that you thought he was going to use his water bowls and not your glass of water.
Charlie Given 28
Easy fix is to dump the water on them then they'll stop doing it worked for my cat's 😈
Firestar268 25
Show dominance by drinking that. (Don't actually do that tho)
Lalala579121 28
Now use the bathroom and stare at your cat as you stick your dirty hands in his water bowl.
boopingsnoot 25
My silly boy cat washes his paws in his water bowl before drinking!
d3rpb0t 10
Did he double dip though?