Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML
Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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DaDezza244 31
Report him to the police perhaps? If you have evidence, you bust his ass!
NozomiTojo 21
Strip your friend and wipe his hard drive.
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DaDezza244 31
Report him to the police perhaps? If you have evidence, you bust his ass!
Mauskau 36
A guy did this to my ex, and also stole the charger and tried to replace it with the power lead for a desktop. I wanted to report it but there were pictures of me on the hard drive and didn't want to get my ex in trouble... -sigh. Plus this guy seemed like he'd get our families killed if we spoke to the police.
xXmrmayorXx 21
#35, You should've told the police about the threat. He could've gotten in more trouble, and you'd be less likely to be hurt by him again.
Elcheer 7
38, there was no threat.
Arestian 14
There wasnt a threat she said"the guy seemed like he could" so really cant do much unless there is an actual threat.
Iamfiredog 5
Ain't a friend call the police
wanted_2_want 40
With "friends" like that who needs enemies??
ThrottleJockey 36
Don't you mean, "with fronds like these who needs anemones?"
lexred 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ask him to lend you his wife and then..........
chinaski7628 32
...Steal her memory?
SweetasCandy0609 28
and then........
ligerzero459 24
Sex drive is like a hard drive, right? Steal that too
worldclassrager 41
Don't loan him your car it will end up in a chop shop
NozomiTojo 21
Strip your friend and wipe his hard drive.
Ichiya 29
Sounds kinky
Calingaladha 21
Seems like more of a reward than a punishment.
lexred 30
wouldn't that be a gay-ish thing?
Saikon1357 25
You say that like it's a bad thing.
AndrewMoreira14 19
Sounds like a win-win situation for me ;)
NozomiTojo 21
It's all ****, no bromo.
Xandrick 22
Well if we're going by the same context as the laptop, that would mean stripping his friend of his internals and performing a violent laser lobotomy on his brain to "wipe his hard drive." Now doesn't that sound brutal? :P
kaitlynjane 28
Now that's my kind of foreplay #54! :P
leogachi 15
I would call the police.
TimTheLeg 11
You mean ex-friend right?
easilyboredone 8
I don't see why people down voted so much, if my "friend" did this they wouldn't be my friend anymore
cadillacgal79 32
It's down voted because it's overused on FMLs
WinterChild 20
Wait what... What a douche.
Born2Pizza 23
Perhaps you should take his memory too?