Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
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greeneye_fml 12
What the heck do you feed your cat?
KingCeltic77 18
When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.
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Comments (76)
desertlovebird 11
FML you said for having to pull your kitty from the litter box .. Well FTKL as it has a weight problem that keeps it from getting out of the litter box. Shame on you for letting it get so heavy..
Tigerwolfx 9
its better for the cat to be overweight then dying of starvation it show that the owners care that they can afford to take care of it and if having an over weight cat is abusing them than so is more then half of americas kids cause there all over weight too
chippa 24
Raising a child to be overweight--more-so obese--IS considered abuse.
Shade1982 21
NO, it is not better to be overweight than starving. Both are equally dangerous and criminal. By the way, it IS considered abuse to raise your kid obese.
katie1989 9
Fat cats are not cute. Being fat is NOT a sign of being well cared for. Your cat will get diabetes, and it will need daily expensive care. A normal weight cat should only eat a half a cup of kibble a day. A cat thats already fat should eat even less. Cats have little stomachs. If its THAT fat, you should be ashamed.
charvisioku 22
It might not actually be entirely OP's fault; one of my cats is overweight (although not THAT overweight) and we've taken her to the vet's countless times over it. We don't feed her too much and she isn't a house cat, so the only conclusion we can come up with is that someone must be feeding her when she goes out since there aren't any problems (thyroid etc) that could be causing it. It's unfair to assume OP feeds it the wrong things and has caused it to be obese (although the mention of a litter tray does make me wonder since it's probably not getting the opportunity to be fed elsewhere).
The_9th_Doctor 18
Jaba the cat
123Puppy 33
You shouldn’t have let your cat get that fat.