Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
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greeneye_fml 12
What the heck do you feed your cat?
KingCeltic77 18
When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.
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Comments (76)
Teyros 24
Better get the bath running, I don't think your cat is going to clean his/herself either :P
kimg0885 23
Let the pussy jokes begin: Dirty pussy, lazy pussy, stinky pussy, fat pussy, dirty hairy pussy. Did I forget anything?
annie_nk 23
Bald pussy. Big pussy. Small pussy.Mean pussy. Wet pussy.
Atchoo 8
I hope this is a wake-up call for you.
AHappyGoth 14
Sounds like my room mate on a Friday night.
MrsAlexander83 10
Awwww poor baby. That sounds so sad. I think it's time YOU as his/her momma start taking the initiative to helping it lose weight. That's just pitiful!!
SavannahJanee 6
That sounds like something my cat would do!
doodlecloud 27
Ugh, that's so sad....I hate it when people overfeed their pet. I know cats tend to find extra food when they're out but if he's that overweight you should've already taken some action to prevent this, less/diet food, no food, exercise, etc. I really hope this shocks you into gear.
Futacy 30
That's really cool, you've adopted Garfield Cat.
naughtylez82 4
This makes me sad. F your cats l
c8750 2
To all of you saying OP needs to put the cat on a diet, that doesn't always work. I had a large cat that we fed diet food (and portioned) & he was an inside cat & still weighed 30 lbs. Gotta say, he never fell asleep in the litter box though lol
xrudeboyrock 29
Yeah, I have a fatty myself. Our vet suggested portioning and such, but he's still huge! He doesn't eat any more or play any less than our other two kitties, it's a mystery!