Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
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greeneye_fml 12
What the heck do you feed your cat?
KingCeltic77 18
When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.
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Comments (76)
tsent8 15
Help I've feline and can't get back up!
FalconSam1414 19
Poor cat :( If he's really THAT overweight, you should bring him to a vet or put him on a diet. If you fail to do either of those, then you'll be neglecting (hell, I think you are already) you're cat.
Cigar 11
If your cat is long haired please bring him to a professional groomer, that's your first step. Being matted will prevent him from moving freely and comfortably. Feces and urine can accumulate and burn/infect the region. Second step, evaluate his diet. Dry food should be grain free - high protein, no grains, very low carb. Wet food should be offered so that your cat doesn't sit in front of the water dish; moisture from wet food goes to the muscles where it's needed as opposed to "dish water" that can cause water weight and urinary problems. Portion control will be his best friend. Cats lose weight slowly and it could take several years to obtain a happy weight. Third, consult your vet. He could very well have a thyroid issue that needs balancing.. Just don't buy any food the vet suggests. They typically have 2-3 weeks of nutritional training paid for by Science Diet, Purina, Royal Canin, etc. and the basis of it is to teach them what food to prescribe, not how to fix the root of the problem. Their formulas are full of by-product, corn, wheat, soy, gluten and some are even literally devoid of meat. THAT will make your cat obese.
katie1989 9
This is th worst information ive ever ******* heard. Do not listen to a thing this person said.
lmbachman 23
lol I'm sorry but the first part of that is just a funny image... Second part not so much.
johnny_derp 3
YDI. letting your pet get that overweight is animal abuse. what is wrong with you? stop overfeeding the cat.
mermaid_ariel87 5
You shouldn't let your cat get so overweight it's cruel
la_puta_madre 4
This FML is a sad one, I went into all the comments and they all broke my heart.
NOWAYJOSE 14
I bet if u gave it a shower to wash all that shit off it would get up and escape in a hurry
vanna387 5
That is awful and I consider it neglect. Put your cat on a diet ASAP
cassandre9697 2
Would your cat happen to be named Garfield?