meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, Canada
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Anonymous
Sherbrooke, Canada
Drunken antics
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Poowee
United States
SHAME!
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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kevalanwilliams 0
Well at least he didn't crap in it
1JDub 6
But babe....the bathroom is way over there!
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hashnasnne 0
Talk about immature (:
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
"very strange" came in my mind a while before immature
ColdplaySucks 18
Saves water from flushing. Trade off being that's friggen nasty...
Damn_Hippster 11
I hope he was drunk!
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Maybe he was recreating one of those Iams commercials where they show the cats as people? Or maybe he's Buddhist and is reconnecting with a former life. You should be supportive of his religious discovery! Jkjkjk that's ******* weird.
mollie_mollie_ 6
I really hope he was drunk, same as @19 x x
MerrikBarbarian 9
Iams never had commercials like that... You thinking of PETA or Whiskas maybe?
cosmosis 12
Could be worse. Could have been the kitchen sink. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!!
rabbittboi 18
Drunk or not, I hope he realizes that if you piss in the cat box, your dumb ass has to clean the box.... Hand him your litter scoop and enjoy the show.
Discombobulated9 12
Why do YOU have to clean it up?
mr_torch91 1
Is the toilet broken? He could've peed in the sink.
antart3 18
At least he is litter trained... :P
audreyy062 2
...seriously.
kevalanwilliams 0
Well at least he didn't crap in it
thesunsetglow_fml 8
That's next on the list. After scratching the furniture and licking his anus.
Insane_Tea 15
Now that would've really been something to walk in...
SirObvious 1
That's the point OP.
1JDub 6
stinky...
graham11 14
OP- "wow this cat must be drinking a ton of water!!"
LolFMLnot 10
Take a pic and post it on Facebook I bet you he won't repeat that again ;)
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
96- u can get banned from FB for doing that... OP atleast it's odor free ;)
1JDub 6
But babe....the bathroom is way over there!
G97Alex 21
A good 30 feet I'll say.
fatme2012 7
Some of you OP's have some unusual boyfriends.
TashaRuber 0
Lmaoo that has got to suck
lennelleong 33
Keep the cat, not him.
CHOMP3R 0
Be thankful it wasn't number two!!
Llama_Face89 34
Number two? What, are you in second grade?
KiddNYC1O 22
Fail.
2ne1lml 0
That must suck /:
astrozombi86 0
I would make HIM clean it. You caught him red-handed!
rawrisforsami 13
"wasn't me"
cjguthrie 8
Maybe the cat was using the toilet?
juliaispink 1
Haha :-)
graham11 14
I used to have a cat that was potty trained. No one even taught him..
mk58 31
He wanted to be a cat in this life, but sadly, he incarnated in a human form.