Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
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Top comments
katluvr 22
Exactly how deep is your toilet and/or how small is your cat that the animal couldn't get out by itself? Not questioning the verity of your post, just curious...
flyingflies 36
aaand that's exactly why, as a cat owner, you always leave the lid on the toilet.
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Comments (20)
CrazyFastRapper 7
Wet pussy
Mandybruin 15
Dang, beat me to it. LOL!
WavRace 14
Shitty situation
flyingflies 36
aaand that's exactly why, as a cat owner, you always leave the lid on the toilet.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a kitty situation.
hellnosucka 27
I always make sure the toilet door is closed for this very reason.
fit_girl_swag 12
At least you aren't the soggy one
katluvr 22
Exactly how deep is your toilet and/or how small is your cat that the animal couldn't get out by itself? Not questioning the verity of your post, just curious...
LordGiblett 26
Hmmm can't decide whether I should use the shitty situation pun or catastrophic ?
MrEldritch 14
I will never understand why cats seem to prefer the water in the toilet over their own water bowl.
Bearsmomma 30
It's colder
violetbcracecar 15
I would have suggested putting a towel on the edge and let the cat climb out...