Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
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samomaha 17
He needs to see avet - that is not normal cat behavior.
silentbabydeer 10
I feel like he’s doing this on purpose to make your life as miserable as possible.
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Comments (8)
silentbabydeer 10
I feel like he’s doing this on purpose to make your life as miserable as possible.
Yudith 28
Have you tried to teach him to sit and fetch? Because it looks like he believes he's a dog.
RichardPencil 32
You need to take him to a cat psychologist. He's obviously pissed off and feels shitty about himself.
blissmiss17 16
As much as I love cats, I also think they are sadistic little assholes sometimes
demix_fml 32
What did you do to upset him? 😂
samomaha 17
He needs to see avet - that is not normal cat behavior.
WistayShlaio82 13
Odd that your cat really wants to have dirty fur