Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
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ancientmudkipz 0
i lol'd
Bubs_fml 0
Eh, cats just tend to vomit at inopportune times. Don't sweat it. It's just like how dogs only seem to hump things when you have company over.
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Comments (174)
ancientmudkipz 0
i lol'd
111615 0
haha me too:D
heyitsme0123 6
lmfao poor kitty
FreddyMustDie 0
Definitely Top 10 material
JinxSNC 0
YDI for flashing your cat.
Cjw1220 0
Me too! Rofl!
yohooooooo 5
those damn pussys need to stop throwin up that's all they do.
777buddy777 0
you tramatized your cat poor cat
bmboente15 0
At least it wasn't a different pussy that got sick ;)
ancientmudkipz 0
i lol'd
rainesan 0
Wow, poor kitty :P
pop17123 19
Bogus
fmladdict9214 0
ah. that really sucks. can't lie.
greenman_fml 0
take no offense. cat's don't matter. anything that it does can be taken with a grain of salt
latkematzoball 0
wow #5, thats kinda harsh. oh well, i guess ill have to stop listening to my cat now. Sigh. I really trusted him.....
eehizle 0
... . wow.
secrecies 2
lame. i've seen enough of these
koalaberry18 0
Sorry, but that made me lol. Don't take your kitty's comment too serious, i'm sure it wasn't personal. She still loves you.
RHK_fml 0
damn. you must look terrible naked.
XxMidnightReader 0
LOL way to be gentle...
fmlpro0987 0
I agree
Bubs_fml 0
Eh, cats just tend to vomit at inopportune times. Don't sweat it. It's just like how dogs only seem to hump things when you have company over.
chamd 0
yah like my visitors leg #9
mrstomkaulitz 0
haha ur lucky.. ur number 123 X]
lockdown1101 0
lol... yeah, i doubt a cat would find a person sexually attractive regardless of how you look