Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
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Top comments
hellojpg 0
Shower more often u dirty gorilla
nephilim241 19
Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..
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Comments (143)
hellojpg 0
Shower more often u dirty gorilla
LiveLaughFML 10
when your hair is in comparison to Chewbacca's, that's when you realize you need to purchase a shaver and cream.
baconstrips 12
Yeah wax that shit man
CryMoreFMLs 15
Or a reeeeaaalllyyy good friend to buzzcut your back hair.
abbyelizabeth 9
Your soap seems electric.
LouieLZ 5
Seems to me your bringing sexy back.
karagarren 8
number 1 its not about him being dirty its about having a hairy back
mercurieangel 0
When I read this I thought of that movie 40 year old virgin! Haha ahhhhhhhh kelly clarksen!
FFPulley 9
He could get it waxed to look like a Man-o-lantern! Halloween isn't that far away.
luohar 6
Consider using body wash!
MizzErikaHart 8
Use a loufa
xohockeyfreak10x 0
I think a waxing is needed; not shaving..
dcg1375 7
Think about her fingers. Shave!
abbyelizabeth 9
Last time I checked, girls didn't have back hair long enough for soap to get stuck in. Pretty sure this is a dude.
Iheartfunny 1
Dont worry OP my back hair is so bad there's a small Cuban family living in there
marpay 11
I think 2 was talking about the lady loves fingers but I could be mistaken. Op they make these things so you can reach your back and shave it.
dcg1375 7
Think about her fingers meaning a girls fingers getting caught in OPs back hair. Not that OP is a girl. Wow.
dcg1375 7
Thank you 24. Intelligence.
SneezyC 15
Actually .. I have friends who are girls who have pretty long back hair..... Ofcourse of then is Cuban .. But the other isn't. Maybe their hair isn't so long soap gets stuck in it but.. It's pretty long ..
ilovemydog98 8
17 - You never know, OP could be a girl. You'd think she wouldn't have bad back hair but it's possible. Just use the bearded lady for example: Women usually don't have beards (and even if they have some facial hair, they usually shave it) yet she has a looong beard... On the other hand, OP PLEASE be a guy cuz if you are a girl...you'll never get one unless you shave
nephilim241 19
Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..
hailphire130 0
Woah! A whole second?! *claps*
Btreasure 8
I like how your picture is of your shaved back it's like your showing him what he should look like hahaha!!
rexgar2000 10
I'm pretty sure his back is not shaved, some guys like myself dnt grow that much hair in our backs it's like we dnt have hair there at all. just saying
Btreasure 8
I just meant it wasn't excessively hairy. : )
nephilim241 19
Yeh my back is not shaved, most men are hairier on the front (I know I am) but as you get older the back catches up - since that pic was taken it's got a little bit wispy over the shoulders :-/
Georgieeporgiee 9
Reminds me of when my friends shaved each others but cracks...
dogpup4 23
Not sure if serious..
nephilim241 19
Your friends shaved each others buttcracks? You can take the girl out of Norfolk... :-p
Georgieeporgiee 9
Yeah Im serious:L And Norfolks lush!:)
nickiforever21 0
It's a sign that you need to shave
Enslaved 38
Can one shave their own back hairs? Seems a hard to reach place. Maybe a cute lady friend in the shower might come in handy, if she doesn't mind doing it for the OP.:P
marpay 11
Check out the razorba. They also make electric razors with extenders to. Crazy.
boofgall 16
I agree. Shave your back, you creature.
ninjuh_wingman 29
I think thats a sign you should probably get someone to give you a wax
Amanjot13 0
ewwww u chewbacca jk
Asario 0
Navy SEAL's ftw.
darkmis1 18
Wow! A full second? Just shave - not a FML.
Bakachu 7
You may want to consider a back wax maybe..? Or you could use that as a skill somehow and get rich >;D
deviable 9
That's a hairy situation. Just thought I'd get the cheesy pun out of the way.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Puns will get you back.
ariannaimelda 7
Steps to follow: 1. Shave back 2. Sew millions of fuzzy sweaters 3. Make a fortune!
jjstock 7
Haha like how spongebob made a sweater for squidward using his eye lashes XD.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
And then his tears
fina444 10
Lol that is sooooo funny
powersticks 16
1.Razor 2.Tape 3.Stick 4.??? 5.PROFIT!