Anonymous
Nutritious
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
dogggg
Pune, India
Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML
Jeanna S.
United States
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
GrossedOut
United States
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
p0isonOreo68
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, Canada
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You shouldn't be frenching your dog anyway, pervert!
Marcella1016 32
I have always found people who do this - let their dogs lick their mouths and faces - REALLY weird. Dogs eat shit and lick their balls. And some (many??) people let their dogs lick their dinner plates too. To each their own I guess, but eww.
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RichardPencil 32
You shouldn't be frenching your dog anyway, pervert!
Marcella1016 32
I have always found people who do this - let their dogs lick their mouths and faces - REALLY weird. Dogs eat shit and lick their balls. And some (many??) people let their dogs lick their dinner plates too. To each their own I guess, but eww.
jc1015 25
it's far too late...you've already had cat shit kisses 😈😂🤣