Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
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zelly05 0
vibrator - 1 you - 0 lol
CitrusGirl 0
quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you
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Comments (118)
lifegrdlover 0
i love how people think the girl is lame...i'm pretty sure her buying a vibrator means ur not cutting it ;) ydi
nerdsgetmehot 23
#91 Agreed. Sounds like something ISN'T happening in the bedroom...
Cinn_fml 23
Or she's an experimental kind of girl...
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's true, Cinn, she could be...OP may be in for some fun and doesn't have a clue!
polopony 0
Agreed. These people have no imagination. Crocs and a vibrator have way more kinky potential
MrM420 0
agreed. although I'm not sure crocs have kinky potential.
iceicebaby24 0
who says the vibrator is for herself ? Vibrator+OP+OP's gurrl = happiness . Then it would be the ******* OF ur life , instead of FML . hahaha .: )
Crystal_Dreams 0
Tehehehe, this was a funny one. It's not really 'FYL', but, it's still pretty funny. :) I bet you're a lot younger than your brother, so maybe your girlfriend isn't comfortable in high shoes yet, though, crocs are absolutely HIDEOUS. Just show her what you can do with your own joy stick! ;)
Team_Los 0
Wait what's the fml the vibrator or the crocs?
riverrat82 0
try Extenze. obviously ur tounge is bigger than ur dick, so jus toungue punch her in the fart box.
Crystal_Dreams 0
#102 - Bahahahahahaha!!!
DVARD 0
YDI for being bad in bed that she needs one...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for fornicating. YDI for not properly getting her off when you fornicate. YDI for not realizing you can use the vibrator WITH her when you fornicate. YDI for having a brother who fornicates. YDI for having a brother period. YDI for caring what your brother's girlfriend bought. FYL for dating someone who would wear Crocs. :(
Crystal_Dreams 0
Haha Trollz4daLULZ, I've read all of your long lists of 'YDI''s, funny guy. :D
dealwithit84 0
let her use her toys and find a new girl
EPICrypto 0
Ydi for having a small dick.