Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered enough food for three people. The cashier asked if I needed extra napkins “for the group.” I panicked and said, “Yes, for the kids in the back.” There are no kids. Just me, alone, eating like a human trash compactor. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
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arhanes 0
why even lie about it. doubt she cared
happyk 0
The cashier might have thought they were for other people anyways. Why would the cashier care? It's none of her/his business.
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Comments (231)
arhanes 0
why even lie about it. doubt she cared
selenagirl_fml 0
YDI for going through drive-throughs. YDI for ordering 5 burgers. YDI for eating all of them. YDI for not having a girlfriend. YDI for lying.
saint_jimmy 0
In case you were wondering: no, we do not find this clever, #9.
selenagirl_fml 0
16, I don't give crap about what others think/post about my comments. (In case you were wondering...)
jeffryj 0
let me see u fat no girlfriend and lie that's gonna get u a date real fast
Brittneyyyy 7
YDI for caring what anyone thinks about you.
BallinJ 0
the cashier doesnt give a shit who the food is for. ydi for thinking she cares. ydi for lying about something stupid. loser.
MarkSeattle 0
ydi for thinking she cares and for eating 5 cheeseburgers fatty.
chocolatedrop 0
even if one of them was for a gf, then u woulda ate 4 burgers? smh. ydi.
Raleigh_bruh 7
I agree with #28.
eggjuggler 0
I want to agree with 28 and 38, but within this same thread, half of the commenters will call OP a fatass. People are judgemental, and judgement hurts. We breed insecurity by the way we treat others. =( That being said, OP, you clearly know that there's a problem, or you wouldn't have posted this in an open forum. I hope you find the motivation to change your habits and gain more confidence.
nyrangers1022 6
i get a few or more burgers by myself almost all the time. why be embarassed by it...these fml's suck
legonut4 0
it's funny because you lied about being single and fat I bet those Cheeseburgers were nice and moist
nmsm 1
I agree with everyone above who said YDI for thinking the cashier cares. I'm sick of all this FMLs of losers that lie about their lives. They complain that they're fat, that they have no friends, or no bf/gf. Who the crap moderates these?!
number0 8
YDI for being single YDI for being fat YDI for not getting fries with those burgers
Raleigh_bruh 7
Damn, now I agree with #50 more than #28. Sorry, #28.. :/
pandapoopDX 0
ydi for being a fat ass
Sharpie23 7
yeah at jack in the box I typically get about 2700 calories worth of food to myself. no I'm not fat because I am a swimmer with a fast metabolism that works out a lot. I mean if I did this every day I would probably get fat, but everyone loves cheeseburgers every once in a while
nmsm 1
My comment would be modded...
eggjuggler 0
Aaaaaanddddd... 65 proves my point. So sad that we cover our own flaws by pointing out the flaws of others.
ParaCabXD 0
I bet the cashier knew you were lying if you actually took the time to explain it. they could of assumed you were ordering for the fan to
WorkThatButt 2
#9, Let me show you how its done... YDI For Eating YDI For Eating Burgers YDI For Eating 5 Burgers YDI For Driving A Car YDI For Owning A Car YDI For Knowing How To Drive A Car YDI For Entering A Drive-Through YDI For Talking To A Cashier YDI For Paying The Cashier YDI For Not Lieing To The Cashier YDI For Not Pretending To Have A Girlfriend YDI For Having A Boyfriend YDI For Not Eating A lot. #9 I still like your big nose though...
hobo_lowbo 0
#63 and #9 u two just as ugly as each other, hook up and have scary babies together
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
PIG!!!!
PizzaGuy11 0
16 - owned...
irockfendergirl 0
16- #9 is definitely not clever. She has to steal ideas from other people so she can try to make herself look smart. In all reality, it's freaking annoying.
Brittneyyyy 7
Wtf happened to the rest of my comment???
number0 8
120 - That's not a picture of me, but thanks for your honesty. ;)
livelaughlove22 0
that sucks.… I bet the cashier really didn't care though :(
manicrose 3
This, sir, is why you don't have a girlfriend.
Oscar_Wilde 0
Meh nothing wrong with eating copious amounts of cheeseburgers. No need to feel bad just because some no life little kids make fun of you online. You could probably get a pretty hot fat chick though, just sayin'
I_have_no_clue 0
111 FTFW!!!
pulse18 2
it's okay if you were stoned. if not YDI.
luvin_hnh 2
agreed
comedychick 1
I'm barely able to even finish one.. and I agree with #20 plus nice abs
ricardomw2 0
ur hot
yasmeenjonasx3 0
you made it seem like you had a fat girlfriend.
sweetdreams999 0
op should have said icanhazcheezeburger!
kelzen 0
9 got rofl BBQ stomped hahahahhaa heeeeehaaaah ima horse!!!!
Dragons_corner 6
I'm reading alot of fat comments. now tell me where it says they are fat? just because someone eats alot does not mean they are fat. my best friend eats 4 burgers, fries, and sometimes shakes too and he's weights around 150.
MnBran6 0
16, Your comment was so comedic, it was a tragedy
aldog24 0
selenagirl, you are so dumb it hurts, regards
musicbeautiful 0
omg ur pic is so scary
lalagurl5 0
16- ur pic is really creeping me out and y even hav tht? r u some serial killer? OP- YDI for eating five hamburgers! and i can see y u dont hv a gf. ur a freaking fat guy! and theyre hamburgers r very fattening FYI!
Epic_Phale615 0
Salads cool too? sorry man but i cant say i know how that feels cuz im a 135 pound twig as a sophmore in high school.
zanguard 0
181. You obviously need to play more left 4 dead
fmlurlife 0
dude...... tha ****??
youfukinfail 0
fag
woofis 0
**** 16 looking at ur pic for an extended amount of time is like a horror movie already.
3dg_fml 4
America...
illmatic2 16
Lucky you! I love cheeseburgers.
sexy_babe_123 0
saaammee dang anti flood
Jsalcedo23 0
illmatic I love that album
SettoFail 9
lol why were you ashamed to eat cheeseburgers?
staaaacyy 0
how Is this an FML? I even moderated this 1 i pressed NO!
Flinlock 0
Seriously... Cheeseburgers are awesome. And the cashier doesn't give a shit if you eat 20 of them by yourself, all they want is for you to hand over the $$, take the damn cheeseburgers and leave
kristir9426 0
I know right... my little bro drives me crazy.. he always orders five cheeseburgers, fries, a shake... he has absolutely not one ounce of fat on him... unfair!
MarkSeattle 0
don't fret 107. eventually he'll get older, be less active, metabolism will slow and he'll be fat and on lipitor if he doesn't change his eating habits. just have patience ;).
kaprookie 3
So OP you were worried about what one person working at mcdonalds thought of you but you don't care about what everyone on the Internet thinks of you? Well done you are officially an idiot.
yupitssoph 18
Cmonn OP you're not exactly helping the USA's reputation of being fat liars :(
alizax3 0
lammee
meelo88 13
that sounds delicious!!! 5 cheezburgers!!!
toobigtoofail 0
You deswrve it for being ashamed I order 8 burgers at a time and don't give a ****. They are in no position to judge you they work at ******* mcdonalds!
BehindTheSun 2
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut, a pizza hut, a pizza hut. Mcdonalds, mcdonalds!
kimee21_fml 15
not a real fml.
grimspook76 0
I'll bet that 95% of the FML's aren't real.
happylappy 21
I wonder how you came to that estimate and conclusion?
Freeze_fml 17
Maybe it's because you're a fat POS.
selenagirl_fml 0
lmao love your pic.
gurlthatwalks 0
hahaahahahah I love your pic
selenagirl_fml 0
who?
selenagirl_fml 0
wow adan, you're so cool! Adan is cool!
Granddragon 0
Nice job being a tool cam. Also, you should have used a coma instead of those three dots and the word "but" should not be capitalized.
Fother_Mucker 0
Freeze's pictures are always the best.
selenagirl_fml 0
I wasn't being sarcastic Adan! You're cool for protecting me!
Snake867 1
hey, nobody pics on selenagirl, nobody....or you'll have to deal with my 6'4 260lb ass coming at you like the hulk. your looking gorgeous as always Salenagirl ;)
hattrick24 0
okay the picture isn't even talking about using correct grammer. its just say how anoying it is when people type , like this .
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
88: comma* (Yes, I'm aware that's a spelling error.)
Granddragon 0
thanks #149, but I mean coma. I've always found comas to be much more effective than commas. ;)
happyk 0
The cashier might have thought they were for other people anyways. Why would the cashier care? It's none of her/his business.
hippies_fml 0
ydi for not eating organic!
WiseGuy79 14
What no diet coke to go with your imminent cardiac arrest? lol Good luck with that