Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Arnold Layne
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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lolwhat_fml 0
...WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP why the **** were you in his pillow?!
KamilleBlack 3
Uh....I don't get it. Is ur brother a sick perv? Not because of the Victoria's secret but the fact that it's his sister's underwear and...what does he need a vibrator for? I'm confused....
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Comments (109)
p_irate 0
LOL wow
kppadgett 0
this is in Cali. they are **** communists. makes sense now.
itsmeroxy2 0
o.O rape
shyeahh_fml 19
64 - You're an idiot. Sincerely, everyone from California.
crazyarsedfly 14
0.0 creepy....
joeyisinsane 0
ydi for going in ur brothers room wen u should be in the kitchen
KamilleBlack 3
Uh....I don't get it. Is ur brother a sick perv? Not because of the Victoria's secret but the fact that it's his sister's underwear and...what does he need a vibrator for? I'm confused....
CharlieDaniels 0
You really aren't sharp are you!! He OBVIOUSLY IS a sick perv, he has her vibrator and knickers because he has a thing for her and he's probably using her Victoria Secret mag to think think of her and jerk off
megalan 0
not neccesarilly 4 her... he mite just like using them o.o
itsmeyippie 0
Or he has a girlfriend who stole this stuff and hid it, other than the magazine, that's all his (of course this is a possibility)
fatraptorjesus13 9
Uh...#3 i don't get it are You retarded? or just REALLY slow
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
No, I saw something like this on 20/20… long story short, he wants a sex change.
megamouth2 1
Wow, in his PILLOW? Damn, he must be sleeping comfortably...
lolwhat_fml 0
...WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP why the **** were you in his pillow?!
the_luckiest 0
You have a good point actually.
marc_with_a_c 3
exactly what I was wondering.. sure, **** her life for him having this stuff in his pillow.. but.. what the hell was she doing looking in her pillow in the first place o.O
sosadrightnow 4
She probably saw weird shapes under his pillow case o-0
fuckass 0
maybe changing the sheets?
cbroxs17 0
why do YOU have a vibrator in the first place op? hmmm
acccccccc 1
ya wtf where you in his pillow? family full of creeps -_- jk tehe well not really jk
GuessWhatKids 13
Maybe she was looking for her vibrator, underwear, magazines etc.
slothstronaught 11
Omg you just made my day with this hilarious comment.
fucentarmal 1
its only a half fml the good news, you are smoking hot the bad news, you are adopted
ShaftPumper 0
Lmao
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
win.
reed_t 0
talk to your brother... don't yell right off, he may be too afraid to admit something in his life and if you treat him bad about you could make him depressed.
truth215 0
what the ****?
KingAfter 0
your brother??? how old is he? I mean if he's like 13 and is just discovering his sexuality he might be confused and stuff... but if he's 16 or older that's just plain weird with pretty much no excuse whatsoever.
mrspsl 0
uhhh... well why was her brother going through and stealing HER stuff to begin with?
SubjectDelta 0
uhhh you are obviously an only child if you have to ask why siblings steal each others stuff... seriously ask your mom and dad to make you one today
snafu57 1
wait, is the op male or female? this may be a guy if Victoria's Secret is involved. but that may put a new spin on the vibrator part.
PerseusTaylor 3
Female.