Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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Jason_fml 0
What the hell is up with all the cheaters on here acting trying to act like their lives suck? New flash morons, you are the idiot who chose to cheat, you deserve everything you get.
djtelekinesis 0
A girl you like who's not your girlfriend. 1st graders, do we know what's wrong with this picture?
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Comments (120)
boyvu22 0
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Man that would be awkward haha. My sympathy goes out to you.
Thabb 0
Why do cheaters expect sympathy from us? Other than 2
JacksonCampbell 9
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Well if people like you could be more fun to be around, this wouldn't happen. I'm just sayin'.
jacobs_double 0
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Thabb who says he cheated? he was just gonna I've dinner with her. he's allowed to like other people...
alexisbabby 7
so you're telling me you're "girlfriend" can date you but still like other guys & go make dinner with them, & you would be perfectly okay with it?
alexisbabby 7
second you're should be your*
benimin 6
Grammar nazi strikes again
MariahMurderr 7
My Ex-Boyfriend considered me standing in line next to a boy in school cheating.
OhMinty 5
OP: Ohh hey have you met my sister ?
dorworters 9
everybody has different definitions of cheating. maybe he would never cheat, just wanted to hang out with her. if he truly likes her, he owes it to himself and his girl to explore his feelings. that way, she wont be lead on, which SUCKS, as im sure we all know. and also, he shouldnt be with somebody he isnt completely happy with. but he doesnt have to cheat to find out how he feels, he could just be with her, hanging out as friends. and if his girl trusts him, which, if its a healthy relationship, she should, then this really shouldnt be a problem. there was no indication of lying going on here. its just all awkward up in this joint
Jason_fml 0
What the hell is up with all the cheaters on here acting trying to act like their lives suck? New flash morons, you are the idiot who chose to cheat, you deserve everything you get.
greendaygirl999 5
Exactly, cheaters should receive no sympathy.
xNephilim 19
... They're planning on having dinner together. As in a date. That's cheating.
iluv8008132 0
It depends on how serious the relationship with his girlfriend is. (or WAS)
vnbritt 0
I wish I could like this comment twice... Just saying.
Matt504 9
#94 No it doesn't.
LaLince 40
agreed
LissaMccracken 23
#94, no it does not matter! It's still ******* cheating! If you're with someone, you should only be with them!
karmachameeleon 13
#94 If of could recognise her parents and they recognize him, I would say it was reasonably serious.
DoomedGemini 38
It would depend on the type of relationship, not the seriousness. Since this is on FML obviously this would not be acceptable to the girlfriend. By saying 'girl I like' instead of friend and seeming like it would only be the two of them it would imply it was supposed to be a date.
Glitterbaby2613 20
ikr ....it's like they want us to validate their bad choices😏😏😏😏
Iron_and_Wine 0
agree with #9
justynicole 0
newsflash #9... You ARE #9. that is all.
hahakare 0
#9 wins.
mesosexy 0
Cheaters like you deserve it, so you can't really go around saying 'FML' can you? Because you had it coming to you... it's called KARMA.
shana13 0
gaha damn right
AllOrNever 0
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING.
deleckiclaire 0
he was just with her; who said he was cheating?
kimberley123 6
the whole internet..
lil_ham1644 29
#137 I'm sorry, I accidentally thumbed up your comment. My sincerest apologies
djtelekinesis 0
A girl you like who's not your girlfriend. 1st graders, do we know what's wrong with this picture?
vanillathirteen 0
sometimes there is brilliance in these comments ... I just found it. thank you djtelekinesis!! without your Wit, this would have been fail.
cutie_x3 0
your ******* retarded if u like someone and u have a girlfriend you should have broken up with your girlfriend instead of make her suffer like that.... and haha ^^^^^ i agree with you djtelekinesis =]
bms1996 12
*You're
Listen2Music 0
lesson learned CHEATER
SOXiiSMYH0Mii3 0
u deserved that u asshole.