Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, being poor and starving, I stole a chick’s iPhone while she wasn’t looking. Turns out, she has a feature on her Apple Watch that can track the iPhone and make it go off, even if it’s on silent mode. I had to pretend I just found it and was looking for the owner so I didn’t look like a thief. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML
Today, after looking for my phone for three weeks, I used find my iPhone to track it to my sister-in-law's house. Her response? "Finders keepers, losers weepers." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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loserman67 36
That's because they are on the other side loading the shotgun. Be smart, call the police.
Larawk 8
A little door shouldn't stop you. Put your hip to the door an repeat "One, two, better not sue!" and smash it open with your hip
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loserman67 36
That's because they are on the other side loading the shotgun. Be smart, call the police.
peanutfoo 19
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That sucks OP... I think I would die..
iOceanus 18
14) Unless your phone is your heart or your brain, you'll survive.
free2speak 14
Can you call the cops for this? Not being sarcastic, I just don't know anyone who's ever called cops when their phone went missing. But then again, I only know two people who lost their phone and neither one of them called the cops. They just got new phones.
xcarxcrashx 9
Someone stole your property, yes you can call the cops!
shannonreneee 11
55, yes you can. Obviously not the emergency line but the local one for minor stuff. I have done it before for the same reason. You don't know who you could be dealing with, and at least cops are trained to deal with all walks of life and situations.
Salem222 4
I know someone who used the tracking device on their iPhone, called the police, and they went and retrieved it for her.
sonny234 0
It's larceny it is a 700 dollar phone.
winnerme123 8
Break in or call the cops.
redreynard 14
Better yet, break in then call the cops. Foolproof.
kathryn14 19
Or just call the cops..
MormonPornstar 7
I'm a bit curious as to how you used an app on the phone that was taken from you.
IdaE 17
69- I think that you could find your phone via iCloud, but this is just a guess.
redreynard 14
75 is correct. You go online from a computer, log into your apple account, and access your phone from there.
Pleonasm 36
Now that's what I call caller ID! You caught those phony unsSIMpathetic assholes in the act!
FML_Whale 18
You are on fire with those puns today!
BellaBelle_fml 23
It's the mustache, it gives him magical pun powers.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Pleonasm- phony?! C'mon man! That should've been iPhony!!
Pleonasm 36
22- It must be the moustache; I always go through my puns with a fine-comb. 25- And phony already implies phone so I didn't see the necessity for adding the "i," I guess that's just me though! Well, maybe it would've set a better tone and made more of a buzz that way!
zingline89 18
It's a phone-y mustache. Nothing about it rings true. You should probably try to cell it while you can. Edit: Crap yall beat me to it with some of the puns
wickedninja918 1
haha it has a ring to it
Larawk 8
A little door shouldn't stop you. Put your hip to the door an repeat "One, two, better not sue!" and smash it open with your hip
ILoveZombieBoys 13
Three, four Im breaking down the door!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Seven eight, too ******* late! *BAM*
SenselessPattern 12
Seven eight, it's gonna break! Nine ten, only a bend... Eleven twelve, I'll use shelve! ...I like to count. EDIT: Damn you tourette's guy! I have two extras in place as a contingency plan...
Marrach 7
Wtf 50?
honeybadgerr 9
Dang #50... U killed it :/
lessthan0_fml 6
Bust it wide open.
gc327072 31
50 killed it so hard it died to death.
Nighthunter 11
If you are sure nobody is in, kick the door in and get it!
lukemack 4
Be awkward if the iPhone wasn't there... Whoops wrong floor.
laurenlovesjb 20
That has actually happened to me... I lost my iPod and used that app to find it, but where it was located I could hear it but it was UBS random storage closet at school (no idea how it got there) but eventually someone cane and unlocked it! Don't worry OP, someone will come eventually!
laurenlovesjb 20
*some, not UBS!
lukemack 4
10- to your about me: I don't hate him I don't like his music but I don't hate it, what i do hate is a bunch of 14 year olds who scream and cry when they see him and how obsessive they can be.
pickles1994 18
My car needs a paint job real bad how much do car painters charge these days :p
lukemack 4
For a full respray your looking around 3-8grand depending where u go and how bad the condition your car is, I recommend flawless gloss in carrum downs his a great painter and just started shop so he'll give u a great price.
rageandlove13 8
These comments are incredibly irrelevant...
gc327072 31
Adding to the irrelevancy, anyone read any good books lately?
drdraaman 0
Actually, yes! Over the Edge of the World: Magellan's Circumnavigation of the Globe. It was a great and suspenseful read!
rhidiculous 4
Get some snacks and camp out by the door...they have to come out sometime!
kirby1964 20
No call the police
rhidiculous 4
with OP's iPhone?
tsent8 15
Haven't you ever seen cops?!? Forget the window these idiots will tunnel out with a spoon!
isbs 1
Call the police, dumbass.
loserboii 11
They stole your Iphone. I suggest you get a pitchfork, a torch, and break down the door!
jayhawkchik 4
NOBODY is scared of a pitchfork and a damn torch! .. Unless Frankenstein stole the phone!
anythingmustbe 18
Forget about the iphone there will be a newer version out next week. Joke will be on him when you have the newer classier version that looks the same and has very minor changes and costs just as much!
CrissyyyS2 22
Yea but it was still pricey. It's a Apple product.
bjnono001 20
Android phones are the ones that come out every week... iPhones are prices with barely any differences but only a new one every year >.>
snakeassault 0
Well androids arrn't made by one company, and have OPTIONS.
SomeDeadRabbits 8
Um. No.. The jokes on OP cause the bastard that stole his would get a free iPhone! xD
JustPassin 4
Is there really a newer version of iPhone coming out soon?
anythingmustbe 18
#106 Yup the Iphone 5s now with a bigger screen and a higher resolution camera and an iphone 5s only app! Only £499 and because we know you love it looks the same!