Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
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Comments (375)
Save_Bandit 5
lol
rustic 0
waw... and you've been with him so long? dump him! he doesn't even know your name!
omgimdabest 0
ydi for dating a forgetful loser!!!
Sportsfan86 3
your boyfriends lack of win disturbs me.
staaaacyy 0
break up wit the abusive guy!!
JajaFMLer 3
Dump the guy!
katTKD 0
and you are with him because...??
selenagirl_fml 0
ydi for being a girl, you either change sex or GTFO. (JK)
chocolatedrop 0
go complain to him and not us! ydi
Jsalcedo23 0
31- WTF are you talking bout? it's okay I forgive you cuz u look good in ur pic. no I'm not a perv
selenagirl_fml 0
38, thank you, I was just being random...
Brittneyyyy 7
I hope you're not still with him, OP...
Brittneyyyy 7
So cheating on him would cause him to forget her name?
Raleigh_bruh 7
You know what? I hope you're still with him. If you can stay with a person even after they forget your name it can't get much worse from there.
twinny_sc 13
Maybe he is like 85 and his memory is slipping. Geez give the old guy a break!
michelleclarke 0
ydi for still being with him.. wtf!
Graawr 7
LMAO at 53
Skroal_stomper 5
Is there anyone else on her having their posts changed? It's wierd that I post something and it says something else later on.
Skroal_stomper 5
Here not her. Sorry. I have dumb fingers
knypny 0
sounds like he doesn't know he's your boyfriend and your relationship is all in your head...ydi for being crazy
legonut4 0
it's funny because your boyfriend doesn't remember anything about you
number0 8
YDI for having an anniversary YDI for having a birthday YDI for having a name How can you expect someone to remember so much?
jaidonsafira 0
Maybe the guy has mental health issues that make him forget things. amnesia, short term memory loss, Alzheimer's, etc.
selenagirl_fml 0
you are sixteen going on seventeen (the sound of music)
th3b0ss 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
number0 8
88 - Highly unlikely. The human brain can't store infinite information. Why bother remembering names and birthdays of loved ones?
KiddNYC1O 22
hahaha. so fake. shame on you mods.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Ehh, there could be other issues here. He could be really busy, and stressed, or have memory problems. I suffered brain damage from too many explosives, and as a result I have piss poor short term memory. Granted, it's not to the point I forget my girlfriends name, but if I don't sit and repeat a date of something, I'll forget in a few hours. And I forget the day of the week all the time. My girlfriend constantly reminds me of conversations we had just the night before.. Shit sucks.
Brittney_E 0
are you even sure that he knows you two are dating? am i right people???
ygdrassil 17
64/65 - Skroal_stomper I love your name. Skroal can die in a hole.
Akumie 6
Time to find a new boyfriend? I think so!
Shayer876 0
**** u tool
lexy216 0
and why is he still you bf?
skittle68 0
does he have a tbi or something? WTF
MyNameIsInvictus 0
I agree 121. how have you put up with this for so long? my friend forgot valentines and his gf dropped his ass like it was on fire
Skroal_stomper 5
107 Thanks. I was getting very annoyed and had to do something to lighten up my mood. It worked. You notice he has been missing? I should not say that because he will reappear.
DassshNT 0
46, what if he beats on her for sticking around? i believe thats worsee lol
v42136 0
lol good one
izzy21_fml 0
and why are you still with this guy?
ParaCabXD 0
hmmm this kinda sounds like either your boyfriend has a bad memory because of amnesia or your possibly one of the many girls he's with
CitrusGirl 0
31- bad joke
Raleigh_bruh 7
#135 - I believe you are correct, but if he really didn't want to be with her he could just leave.
dusthawg 4
number0 your my hero
selenagirl_fml 0
It wasn't a joke citrusgirl.
klumzy0123456789 6
dumb that asshole!!
babyale760 0
ydi for not dumpin him long ago
jack59splat59 0
You didn't dump him? YDI dumbass.
TYPiCALNiCOLE69 0
idk how to spell this but . . alzhiemers ?
polopony 0
Right. Stalking does not equal dating. My pretend girlfriend, Megan Fox, has never once remembered our anniversary
number0 8
163 - I'm not a hero. I'm just a messenger of the inevitable reality that lurks within this site.
Cassiebangz 0
31- u r so pretty(:
BrownSugar_fml 5
I agree, YDI for being with him after all that.
untoward 0
YDI for having an imaginary bf
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Raleigh: My mom regularly forgets my name. It's common to hear "Meghan! Kaitlin! John! Rusty! Wooby! Whoever you are, get over here!" in my parents' house. And no, none of those is my real name. They're siblings', pets', and friends' names. -.-
pingpongpenguin 3
go ask him what he got you for anniversary so that he feels awkward .
spaceboyftw 0
make him give u a bunch of present to make up for everything he forgot and then break up wit him
MsBrainDamage 0
YDI for still being with him after the first time! Some bitches are plain dumb.
heyred 11
And your being with him is better than being single?! YDI
Raleigh_bruh 7
Aha, Jane. My question to you was going to be is one of those your real name. Thanks for ruining it.. :/
lovesamystery 0
short term memories
relyo 0
this.
niibee 0
and he is still ur bf because....?!
ronrich2 0
wet and moist
Jesskidding 0
ummmm imma say fake. but if true ydi for dating him...
livelaughlove22 0
and you dated this worthless piece of crap why???!?
tweetbaby14 18
he's just your boyfriend not husband. the name thing is kinda bad but it's not big deal; peoples names slip my mind sometimes. YDI for letting something as stupid as that get to you
ndizzle 0
16 - he's abusive because he forgot some things? Victim much?
TheOptimist 0
FYL for sucking at stalking. Don't you know that the person you are stalking never remembers these things? If you want a present, go get it from his house.
lionandthelamb61 9
uhhh...any chance your "boyfriend" is the Justin Beiber poster hanging on your wall?
xgetxbentx 13
88 - if that were the case, this probably wouldn't be an fml because shed get it then.
kelzen 0
I love you and number0!!!!!
babyfireball77 14
I completely agree. dumb that stupid prick!!
Brittney_E 0
lol @ 200. and 219, you're not the only one that that happends to :/ i even get called by my neighor's dog name.
xjerseyedge 0
don't talk about me like that b I t c h
terranada 3
are u sure he's aware that u two r dating....?
terranada 3
lol thts wat I thot!!! xD
looney_bin 0
There has to be a defect with a chick that stays with that kind of guy, I like to think not every woman is so worthless....
kmwis_00 6
45- yes. He's obviously dating too many girls to remember all their names and which name goes with what face. Something happened like that on Oprah! With like nine women. And he had a disease. :(
liaz_fml 0
wow, what kind of person are you! whats the point of remembering the names of people you dont love? id rather remember the names of people i love. but it isnt that hard to remember a persons name so i can achieve both :) do you have any friends ?
jenknee1989 0
lol wow that sucks
stingray112 24
He's not abusive he just doesn't care calm down there
SettoFail 9
WTF? and your still with him?
Schecter_TheOmen 0
Well maybe if you blow him every now and then he'll start to remember things and maybe even care about you
MarkerofMagic 0
Not all relationships are about that kind of stuff.. Some people actually want relationships for the person and not about the sexual stuff. If you think relationships=sex something must be wrong with you.
Schecter_TheOmen 0
I find it funny that people take anything a person sais on the Internet seriously to the point where they, themselves, must put in their 2 cents.
looney_bin 0
You mean like you just did?
hbkkbh6h8 0
he could of had alz... damn I forgot how to spell it
Kamon97 23
Cus she's one of those idiot girls who refuses to move on and give other, better, nicer guys a chance. Definitely a YDI
Narwhaler 0
sucks for you haha
sexy_babe_123 0
dump him hun
xTrue25 0
Do me please!
kimee21_fml 15
awww :( im sure you can find better !
billieb_fml 0
ydi..
selenagirl_fml 0
YDI for having a birthday
awhsum 0
ellephaba101 0
you're REALLY pretty Selena. no **** lol
selenagirl_fml 0
thx lol
letsgododgers213 0
why are u so beautiful??
ellephaba101 0
np. and is it hair naturally wavy like that?
selenagirl_fml 0
136, I get it from my mom. lol 137, my hair is naturally wavy.
ellephaba101 0
I'm jealous lol
letsgododgers213 0
you're mom must be really beautiful then! ;)
selenagirl_fml 0
lol @143, and yeah, she's pretty. I LOVE MY MOM!!! lol
zelly05 0
that suxx!! he has a short term memory!!! lol yeaa mayb it's time to find a new bf!
master_wOOt 0
Quit bitchin
gennyv 29
You do realize this is FML, the website specifically for that, right?
alizax3 0
wow it's called dump him..