lonleystoner91
France
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Szeged, Hungary
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
thatCanadianGuy7
Canada
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
DayamyWuzHere
United States
Overreaction time
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
loserman
Frisco, United States
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
LY2
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
jonatthon
Brighton, United Kingdom
Inferiority complex
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Top comments
StitchedBear 0
yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.
fmlwinnn 0
suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.
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Comments (132)
dayennem 0
sucks
w2z1 0
Lawlz.
MarkerofMagic 0
haha your younger brother is a pimp :p
Taybabe2525 0
lol sucks
sageg16 0
It's only been two months? ....maybe ur doing something wrong
sageg16 0
It's only been two months? ....maybe ur doing something wrong
kieran247 0
boop
fylimgettinglaid 0
if you are too scared to hit it, then he will, and frankly he should just to show you exactly what king of little bitch you are.
mfmylifesrsly 30
if by action you mean making out and cuddling, then yeah your life sucks. if you mean sex, then get over it, 2 months isn't long, maybe she doesn't want to have sex until she knows the relationship is for the long run.
AquaticHairBrush 11
So she ***** his brother ? Who she is not dating
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
how do you even have a girlfriend OP, you sound like you have no game at all.
itsybitsyspider 0
lolol fail
987_AMP 0
lol kid win
allen2020 0
i like the pic 23 mm yummy(:
seanders 10
Shoulda jumped her in her weakened state
Tasanasanta 0
Well... how old are you and your brother? More information is needed to see if it's you being a pussy or if it's a legitimate FML
mfmylifesrsly 30
27 you're SO pretty!
aholeguy 0
OP grow a pair and talk to her about it. If not cut her off.
43bubba34 25
That's why you should get behind her put that bitch in the sleeper hold. Then while she's passed out, then you can get all the action you want.
hiloman500 0
lil playa!
thor89 0
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BoyFromTheFuture 0
She was like the macho man on your bro's slim Jim . OH YEAH!
jizwiz 3
Join the 3 way dumbass. Clearly she wants to taste the whole family. Or just wants it in both sides by 2 cocks that look the same... cept your lil bros is prolly bigger
kelzen 0
rofl this guys retarded, ydi op for not doing anything.
buzz18 7
jealous?
rallets 23
lmao 45..LMFAO snap into a slim jim
melliemoo17 6
agreed
tooGee24 0
frm a girl's point of view, op becareful. wrestling is just Dee begining.
SaintE_fml 0
nice pic 1
Brittaneyyy 0
dude it's only been 2 months I hope she's not one of those girls who say go me after one date wtf do u expect
GamerCon 0
lol @ 28. Atleast you have/had a girlfriend...
xsarahxy 0
it's been two months. calm down.
Sickkid97 5
make ur move then!!!
JillianlikesVogu 0
You look like such a Chavez.
loudandproud 0
hehe Felow Canadian
hsshae 0
double team her
evanizle 0
you really should. me' and my brother have done it. it's a bonding experience
fmlwinnn 0
suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.
StitchedBear 0
yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.
lotuspod 0
action could mean more than sex could mean a kiss, fondling, or some full body contact such as wrestling around
perdix 31
You're spending all the money on the dates and he's getting all the pussy for free. Your brother is a genius and you are dickless. It may just be starting with innocent "wrestling" at first, but one day, you won't be around and they may begin the wresting of the naked sort ;) It'll be just as fake as pro wrestling, where the two opponents who are supposed to be against each other are actually working together.
Chanti_fml 26
Perdix..., really?!?
zemo999 0
more than likely she is hot for him then... oh well more fish in the sea....
Comatose27 0
haha win! xD
lalalaloveit 0
Hahha nice name OP (:
MarkerofMagic 0
win. ^ ^
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
ohhh know! not an easy ***** that ***** on the first date.