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Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Turn the indicator on their shower knobs backwards so that they take cold showers for two months like the idiots that they are.

almost_there44 26

Just imagining how many times they tried to master the perfect pose and get in the perfect light is hilarious, yet pathetic. But anyway, saying sorry isn't going to help this one out. Dump both of them because this is probably not the first time either of them have betrayed you.

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RichardPencil 32

The good news is you have evidence of her infidelity.

exileonmainst 16

Turn the indicator on their shower knobs backwards so that they take cold showers for two months like the idiots that they are.

manb91uk 22

Ooh, someone’s going to win the meta-comment award with that one!

exileonmainst 16

What do you mean meta? Where I live it’s a common thing to do when you find your brother kissing your girlfriend whilst taking a picture of themselves. Another thing to do is to ensure that they get a cold and then eat expired yogurt. It’s oddly specific I know but it’s a tradition.

Leemar02 12

Ahahahah you saw that other idiotic post earlier today. Goddamnit, there’s really no hope left for human kind is there?

manb91uk 22

You’re trying to hard, pull the cucumber out of your ass before it gets stuck.

exileonmainst 16

Where I keep my cucumbers, and indeed similarly shaped vegetables, is nobody’s business but my own. It’s also spelled ”too” in this case.

almost_there44 26

Just imagining how many times they tried to master the perfect pose and get in the perfect light is hilarious, yet pathetic. But anyway, saying sorry isn't going to help this one out. Dump both of them because this is probably not the first time either of them have betrayed you.

Takegami 22

Well, you know what time it is

Tripartita 45

Yep, it’s currently 4:09pm.

davecross 11

Oh man don't you know sex selfies are the best especially when your cheating

TeachAllTheMath 19

What did your brother have to say?

OnReceivingEnd 18

"....and that's when I shot them both in a desperate attempt to prevent them from poisoning the gene pool, Your Honor."