Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
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Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
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Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0
Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.
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Violet_Illuser 0
Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.
Kayem 0
agreed. Maybe the nose was plotting against the OP. :O
no1askdu 5
i also agree with #1....but i always thought you scratch, when something inches....and not "itch it"
Violet_Illuser 0
Heh. Technically, it is "scratch" not "itch," since "itch" is a noun, but all of my friends who speak English as a second language say "itch," no matter how many times I correct them. XD
unkinged44 0
Everyone on fml has a really violent sneezing problem
Violet_Illuser 0
Sometimes, you just have a violent sneeze. Don't tell me you've never had a violent sneeze before. It happens to everyone at least once. TBH, I get very violent hiccups. If keep my mouth closed, it's still loud enough on the inside that I've actually gotten kicked out of class until they stopped because I was disrupting everyone. The bad part about keeping my mouth shut with hiccups so violent is it hurts like hell from the diaphragm up, so unless something important is going on around me, I have to keep my mouth open to stay comfortable.
dudeitsdanny 10
#59 is almost awesome. An itch is what you scratch. Itch can be a verb. "My nose was itching, so I scratched it." Or "I had an itch on my nose, so I scratched it." I love #59 anyway ;D OP: FYL. Similar, less painful things have happened to me while sneezing.
ohnosammy 0
i just want to know, WHO PUNCHES THEMSELVES WHEN THEY SNEEZE???
heya_charlotte 0
Someone who was trying to scratch their nose?
stoneYa 8
hello，Miss.Violet. Can you teach me English every night ?
Tom14567 0
That must hurt D=
zach5432 3
that must really hurt. fyl. and ydi. for not turning your head
hobojo11 0
made my day only because iv done that
Hermitcrab 0
That sucks!
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.
Jake221 0
Lol now you know you can give some dude a black eye!
killinmesmalls 0
way to go joe!
GeeKYprincess121 0
wow
jkas_fml 0
That's fricking funny.
bahdspeler 0
YDI for having a nose
tinyphreak 0
This made me laugh more than I thought it would.