Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.
NoisyNykkii 10
Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?
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Comments (244)
jerseyboy732 16
3 way?
I_Punch_Babies 7
more like an orgy
Roevera 14
I think you need to reevaluate your "best friends"..
downtime 13
66, Why? The only thing she needs to re-evaluate is why she is seeking comfort in failed relationships from sex crazed girls. They may be really great friends, but apparently are far more open and expressive about their sexuality than their friend is.
twisted_cherub 14
74- I don't follow your logic. When you are heartbroken it's not okay to find comfort by socializing with friends? The reason 66 (and I) think they were being lousy friends is that they were pretty much throwing it into OP's face that they have guys when she now doesn't. They're lousy friends because they couldn't go one night without sex to help a friend feel better. OP- If it's your place, why did you let the boyfriends come over at all? Kick them out and tell your friends how horrible their behavior has been.
Jonkbaby 23
I wanna hit on my dad
downtime 13
I don't think they were doing that at all...if anything I think they probably just weren't taking her very seriously. I don't disagree with people that this isn't what you should do, but this is a group of people who are apparently all comfortable openly sleeping with their partners together, it would seem obvious to me that this is a group of very sexually liberal people. I don't understand the need to discard people so quickly over one instance, especially when you should know what your friends are like in the first place. For instance if I was broken up with I wouldn't turn to one of my friends who I know is very unsympathetic, it just seems like common sense. Friendship is based on more than just an emotional vent. The situation sucks yes, but really why would you suddenly cut people out of your life for something so trivial?
boofgall 16
tl;dr
jizzwold 21
tl;dr "op should have already known that her friends would do something like this but this one instance doesn't make them bad friends" Pretty much
downtime 13
Well I thought the point was obvious before, it was an elaboration in response to the message that apparently didn't get it the first time, but yes that was the jist :P
Hockeyboy4280 18
Ya know, I'm actually going to have to agree with "downtime". I have friends who I would NEVER turn to for sympathy. And I've had friends who've insulted me in some form and I've forgiven them and moved on. While it was really harsh to have sex in OP's house, she should have expected it from certain "friends". If I was heartbroken, I would turn to only one friend that I knew I could trust for advice and sympathy. Granted, I'm not justifying her friend's actions at all, because it was very rude on their part. But OP knows her friends well enough to decide who and who not to talk to in certain situations. Different people have different feelings and mindsets. Some are callous, while others are very sweet and sympathetic. Unortunately, OP mistook the callous for the kind... I'm Sorry OP, and I hope things work out for you...
twisted_cherub 14
Downtime, I said she should let her friends know how poorly they behaved, not get rid of them. But you emphasized that they seem more open sexually. That has nothing to do with how OP feels. You often get preachy about sexual liberation. It's not for everyone. Some of us don't want to have multiple partners; be in open relationships; have sex in front of other people; watch our friends have sex. There's nothing wrong with that. OP is complaining about being shunned by her friends and it sounded like you were blaming her for not being into having all her friends f*ck all over her house when she invited them there for comfort. Even if a person is into that sort of thing, there's a time and a place.
downtime 13
Since what I said was in direct response to someone else suggesting "re evaluating" your friends, and you claimed to not understand my logic, I assumed you were asking for me to explain the point. Your comment about telling her friends their behaviour was unacceptable wasn't directed at me at all, I didn't read it. I don't care how you feel about it, I'm saying you know what your best friends are like. I wouldn't be comfortable with my friends ******* in front of me in any situation, but I would obviously make this known and move on with not being a dick about it, not "re evaluate" my friendship with them. I get preachy about it because people here get preachy and extremely judgmental about the opposite. What do you expect? The number of harsh unnecessary bullshit comments that lack any kind of understanding of the topic would obviously leave me wanting to put my two cents in. So before this starts to just loop over the same old points, my side of this discussion is over. Feel free to make more irrelevant points if you wish.
mizuki123 8
I agree with downtime and 181. I wouldn't go to some of my friends for sympathy they could probably care less. I'm sorry that happened OP.
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.
Jonkbaby 23
dump his ass op
katieeamberr 2
87 - can you not read? It says "newly single"
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
And how does that pertain to my comment 87?
mrsmillsy 10
She probably read it as simple "have loud sex," and missed the "with yourself" bit. I did that the first time, but then re-read and suddenly it was awesome.
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
That makes sense, and thanks :)
tmmundy 17
87...whose ass would she be dumping exactly? I feel that you have not learned to read the op's FML and you just start reading comments....ummm, let's see, this one looks good, "dump his ass"...we should dump your ass in a hole..lol
aJaguarinRed 9
Break out the toys, baby! "I love you, B.O.B.!"
kelissa_fml 16
Single gets to mingle(;
I_Punch_Babies 7
yea just walk up and introduce yourself to one of the friends' boyfriend. that should break the ice.
kelissa_fml 16
Sure. I'd do it. Introduce yourself while they are doing it OP.
I_Punch_Babies 7
you should come to my place then lol
j_cat187 20
#20 RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIFFFEEE!!!
Heinousness 0
Burst into the room and yell 'STOP ******* AND GO TO BED!!!!' Wait, it's a group sex?
zoPwNAgEzo 21
You should awkwardly walk in on them
boofgall 16
Walking awkwardly? There's an image. But I think they're all in the same place.
A7x4REVer 3
...with a big bucket of ice water. **** blocking time!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Walk in, lay on the bed, and have a seizure. XD
NoisyNykkii 10
Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?
KrayKrayGurl117 7
*cough cough* BIEBER... Presume with the 'thumbs down*-ing
syki 22
Well, if you insist...
lunchladyliz 2
Or turned on...
ss_20_xx 14
Haha yes that'll surely work!
ohmandapants 17
33 do you even know what presume means?
Ugi 27
Thank you 127 - I had absolutely no idea what 33 meant until your post gave me the clue to "re-imagine" the word "presume". 33 - I think you mean "commence" or even "begin", although the "with" is unnecessary.
beaute_fatale 5
fck justin bieber i know totally random anyways if they were true friends they would of understood and tried to stimulate you up in a cheerful way not by showing what ur missing out on
Elfkid21 19
Calm Down, Satan!!
whyseeatall 4
Your friends suck balls.
I_Punch_Babies 7
i bet they do :D
zingline89 18
Yes I believe that's the problem
I_Punch_Babies 7
and unfortunately there arent enough to go around
doctorhook86 25
27 - You'd think with two each, somebody woulda shared a ball with the OP
breeY0 7
ahh how uncomfortable :( absolute least they could have done was brought a friend for you !
heidelbergmeme 5
Wouldn't a one night stand/ blind date be even worse?
BlackRuse1 5
Actually, the least they could've done was absolutely nothing. What you said was the least they could've done if they were trying to be nice. People are gonna hate me for this c;
I_Punch_Babies 7
their boyfriends are already screwing them apparently
qwaszxwesdxc 0
It's still a sleep over... They slept over in their bags!!!!nyuk
emoteddylion 5
Horrible friend..poke holes in all the condoms
igive 29
:O i wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy!
I_Punch_Babies 7
what if they arent using condoms?
kman4evah 16
I would wish it, but I wouldn't do it.
downtime 13
While they're in use? Or do you think she should have preemptively poked the holes in them, knowing her friends were going to **** later? I don't know how your comment makes any sense...
Ninjasaurus18 9
Haha, yeah. I would walk in and tell the boyfriends to leave. They do not belong!!! Haha.
CmlJ63 5
Your terrible!!!
cheyennerosi33 0
Lmfao hell yeah that will teach them
ultra_notorious 26
who uses condoms? Not me!