lilfreckle7

Miss Nonya Bussiness, USA 28 years-old Single

Bob 22 November 2011, 18:06 United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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Jon 18 January 2010, 20:26 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Oh, hello there

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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