Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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omglolydi 0
Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.
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Comments (164)
Gsmith123 0
to nebjamin69 no see its called jelousy look it up moron trust me i know what i'm talking about i got a gf
kellster 2
That's pretty horrible. Not going to lie there.
Jaywin 3
You should make him feel better in every way possible. Give him a ******** while making him his favorite sandwich while he plays Xbox.
surt 0
dumped and backhanded
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow I would never want to date you..april fools or not, why would you tell your boyfriend, the person you care about, to **** off? That's just messed up. You're a bitch and you deserve it, I hope he breaks up with you
greatnt249 0
What did you stand to lose by believing your boyfriend, OP? If it wound up being a prank, at least he would be the one looking like an asshole instead of you. With the people you love, it's generally a wise idea to err on the side of assuming that they're telling the truth instead of jumping to conclusions about whether they're pranking you or not.
FuzzMonkey09 0
Wow, you dumb bitch. If my loved one told me they got mugged, you best believe I'd believe them, April Fools' Day or not.
amanda_panda_ 0
why the hell would you tell your boyfriend to **** off and stop bothering you? thats not very nice. and you should have believed him.
shadow_moses 0
you ******* bitch, i would have dumped your ass right away, i hope he dumps you. ****.
maiden_girl 5
That is the craziest thing I have ever heard! I can't believe you told your boyfriend to F off when he needed you the most!