Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend because she always becomes paranoid when she's around cars. I found her reaction cute and told her that "there's nothing to worry about". A car ran over me two hours later. I'm in a hospital now. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
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UberNova 18
Was he driving you up the wall with his laughter?
ksks1234 33
If you were able to drive yourself to the hospital, it couldn't be too bad.
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Comments (67)
UberNova 18
Was he driving you up the wall with his laughter?
MistaBlista 9
Someone give this guy a medal.
Lioness8197 18
Come one guys, lets take a brake with these puns.
poccocurantes 7
No he was thinking of Op explaining to the doctor how he rear ended her.
cr3ativity 15
Your friend's immaturity level is too damn high! Best of luck on your recovery OP!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
*Boyfriend, not just friend. Which I think is worse.
cr3ativity 15
My bad. :(
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Oh, it's not a big deal. Just wanted to add my 2¢ as well ;)
zombieslayer83 19
Wow, I don't think he was acting very mature. Especially since it was bad enough to have to go to the hospital!
happle 21
I'm trying to figure out why the **** her boyfriend was laughing. Neither myself or the other would be the least bit happy if one of us was hit by a car.
GoddessOfCookies 14
The injury could not have been that bad if OP was able to drive themself to the hospital...
ksks1234 33
If you were able to drive yourself to the hospital, it couldn't be too bad.
GothickNihilist 15
OP could have gotten internal bleeding, a crush injury, or a number of other things.Not every injury you can get is visible. I hope that you feel better OP.My suggestion is to file a claim right away in order to get no fault.No fault is an insurance companys way to cover injury sustained during a car accident. Feel better OP and good luck on your recovery :3
sens3sfailing 25
I know a family friend who drove himself to the hospital after a heart attack. he was 82. some people can just drive after something bad happens.
happle 21
My brother's friend fell down a flight of stone stairs and was fine until three hours later, he passed out on our kitchen floor. Turns out he had a broken arm.
The_Water_Ninja 9
are the people in this thread living tanks?
micahdunk 13
Wow. What a great boyfriend. Wonder if he really cares for your welfare since he couldn't stop laughing in a very serious matter?
happle 21
I don't think a good boyfriend would laugh at his girlfriend's expense, whether she was badly injured or not.
Gestpacho88 12
I don't think running into her with his car qualifies him as a good boyfriend either....
happle 21
I really hope it was an accident.
zombieslayer83 19
wasn't acting mature.
GlitterValentina 12
Sometimes people laugh out of relief of the situation. Subconsciously he could be glad you're not dead..or he just has no empathy.
Catkam623 27
Although you may be laughing out of relief doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to drive your gf to the hospital
maz95 17
Best of luck with him OP!
Sunkistlover718 21
The real issue here is that your boyfriend cannot multitask. He should make it his new year's resolution to work on that.
Sunkistlover718 21
Ah, but you're operating on assumptions. Besides being the victim of her boyfriend's stupidity, maybe OP was also the lone victim of some past, horribly bloody saw mill incident which left her with only one boob. You never know.
gracehi 33
Or maybe she has three boobs. You never know!
TheDrifter 24
A third boob would make motorboats so much more fun.
HortonThelephant 15
I would smack him in his funny bone for real.. what a tool
happle 21
I don't see why this is getting thumbed down. I wouldn't put up with that shit.