Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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omglolydi 0
Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.
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Imagril 0
no offense, but you're a bitch
lovely_189 0
idiot YDI
responses 0
so how's being single going? if you need help getting another boyfriend because everyone hates you now, don't post "caring or compassionate" on your online dating site. because guess what your an asshole(:
responses 0
btw that was for the OP
Hockeylover87_71 0
I hope he dumps your sorry ass in the middle of nowhere and makes you walk home. have fun being single, and when your 60 years old and still single, you can tell all your 30 cats about why your single, and they will all laugh because they know that even they can treat a guy better than you. yeah, you'll get what you deserve, bitch.
kieran247 0
f his life geez
klumzy0123456789 6
why wud he b joking about something like that? girll u need to b more trustworthy
ahti546 11
and notice how this was posted on April 2nd lol
TheChampagneBoi 5
shes probably single now
lalagurl11 6
How could she know!!!! If he had o ask it doesn't mean she knows Spanish so shut the he'll up and don't gang up on her
lalagurl11 6
Sorry wrong FML story
nateylovesporn 1
um wow dick go die
ShadowRaptor 9
Today, I got violently mugged. In my vulnerable situation, I turned to the person I needed most. She refused to believe me and thought I was just making an annoying joke and hung up. FML.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.
ManlyDunsparce 3
I know right, bitches always be crazy.
jillian_xx 0
wow you're really mean. your poor boyfriend :(
weezypanda420 22
Most likely he isn't her boyfriend anymore... I know I would have broken up with her.
gearsniperu 0
rofl
omglolydi 0
Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML
zachary918 0
@ #6- hahahahahaha! I agree.
emeraldisle 30
Then reply to their post. Don't make your own.
allie2590 31
The reply function didn't exist at the time.
thor82188 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hahaha that's pretty awesome. i did the same thing, except my girlfriend actually believed me.. and i was joking.
Superman8_fml 0
@ #2, you're comment is stupid., you obviously meant to offend...liar
ammali 0
See, that's why I would say "if this is a joke, it's not a funny one, I would be so upset if something happened to you" or something. Then (unless he's a complete dick) he says he was kidding... and if not then you know he's for real. I'd never tell my man to **** off, especially not for something like that. Geez...