Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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omglolydi 0
Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.
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Comments (164)
rityz 0
you are a bitch. wow. your bf needs a new gf thats for sure.
yesbutnotyou 0
in response to alot of the posters here, maybe this guy has a history of bad jokes like this?
tho_ayres 1
you know, the least you could do is buy a plane ticket and go visit your BF, i mean, after all, it's the only decent thing to do...im just sayin'....hahahah
tho_ayres 1
you guys dont even know..she's the BEST girlfriend in the whoooollleee entire universe...so **** off assholes and leave her alone...!! te amo linda... :)
sensual_kidney 0
Wow, what a bitch move... I wouldn't be surprised if he dumped your ass.
MechaMew2 0
Okay, for those people who are saying "It's not even April Fools'," etc., don't you think that she probably submitted her FML (which is really a YDI) on April Fools' Day, but the website didn't publish it until after April Fools'?
tdawgheath 0
"Today I died, and my girlfriend's last words as I was telling her my story of how I was mugged was "**** you, that's a horrible April Fool's joke" She's such a bitch that she thinks I'd trick her like that FML"
Authoress 0
I could,almost see your first reaction being, "Haha Ken, very funny." But I would VERY quickly realize he was serious. How is telling him to **** off and stop bothering you an reasonable response, even if he WAS joking? I hope your (ex?)boyfriend is okay though. So yeah, YDI.
Apple_Scented 0
Wow. That's messed up xD But I understand what you mean. Guys joke around about such serious things sometimes ==;; It's hard to tell if they're for real. My boyfriend told me that he'd broken his leg a few weeks ago, and my first thought was that he was messing with me. All the same, you probably over-reacted by telling him to **** off... The middle of the night thing works two ways, I suppose. Normally, calling so late would make someone assume he's pretty serious. But then again, the person would probably be irritable and sluggish from being woken up - not thinking straight. Well, anyway. Long comment. I hope it worked out fine for you two!
dan81892 2
wow you're an asshole.