Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
Taking bandaids off hurts don't judge
thatguy240 27
Band-aids dont fix bullet holes.
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UncleCaitlyn 21
Taking bandaids off hurts don't judge
DumbledoreDies1 11
Nigga
mattyiscool123 26
Those cuts on the finger always surprisingly hurt a lot
Toolishing 22
This is true. My brother collapsed and was rushed to the hospital after cutting his finger.
thatguy240 27
Band-aids dont fix bullet holes.
shubhamsia 6
i love t swift..!!!!
whysojealous 18
You say sorry just for show.
MidnaLink 35
You live like that, you'll live with ghosts!
Rkikkas9713 25
Now we have bad blood #22
scyth3s 13
#22 is feeling 22. Did I do the thing?
shubhamsia 6
haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate....!!!
WhoopteDo 26
I bet he runs away while you kill the spiders in your bedroom too..
hamiltonma 22
I think it might be time to get a new boyfriend haha
UnluckyLatina 22
Over a fear of blood? Really?
DLBL 23
Over being a big pussy. Yeesh. A wheelchair over a cut finger? the ER over a cut finger? eye roll.
disasterlydeed 26
Little overdramatic here, are we? Who breaks up with their SO over a papercut?
itsthewayitis 10
agreed. bump the pussy
XxDanno316xX 27
We can assume you don't have long lasting relationships if you figure breaking up with someone over something so minor is reasonable. :)
Kevin_Kestel 24
that shit hurts, don't judge
evanmurphy 14
Cuts can be painful, and some people just have different reactions to blood, cuts etc. You sound like a good girlfriend! Good luck to OP and boyfriend.
Miss_Chevious 37
How does he react when you tell him you're on your period?
pheizer01 10
Probably quarantines her and hides in his pillow fort
GeorgiaBea 28
Ok, why did you take him to the ER for a cut? The ER is for emergencies. Does he not have a primary care doctor? Was this something needing stitches? This needs follow up...
domolovesyoshi 33
If they went to the ER I'd say it was a cut that was worthy of the trip.
gracehi 33
I once had a cut on my finger that required stitches. It happens.
Jowisee 29
Surely there are minor injury units or doctor's practices that can do stitches? I wouldn't say that requires a trip to a+e.
samlovesham1234 9
That depends on how deep it was.
ThrottleJockey 36
Agreed, it was nothing a little rubbing alcohol and super glue couldn't fix.
catherinecas 30
@ throttle, did you actually see the cut?
ThrottleJockey 36
She said it was a "cut in his finger" which led me to believe that the finger wasn't hanging off or missing parts. I have fixed many cuts with alcohol and super glue, even some that probably needed stitches (duct tape or a good band aid over the glue helps there.) The scars are visible, but minimal.
GeorgiaBea 28
Ok, so I love the convo this started. Here's my thinking- Where I live, we have 4 hospitals, and at least 10 prompt care facilities. Not to mention more doctors than you could ever need. If you are not dying, then you don't need to go to the ER. Heart attack, stroke, dismemberment... Sure. Otherwise you go to prompt care. These facilities opened because people go to the ER with non life threatening injuries and cause huge wait times... If OP felt that her SO was being a pansy because he yelled/fainted when they took his bandaid off- then he was not dying. Plus it said bandaid. That doesn't exactly make you think this is a serious injury.
ikariya 20
It does not say anything about going to the ER. Maybe they where at a hospital to make sure the wound was healing properly?
LyricaSilvan 30
No one said anything about the ER. Check the FML again.
ziggy452 6
It never once said they went to the ER in the fml, there are different wings is hospitals to go for injuries that dont need the immediate attention of doctors
tessisue 12
The accident that led to the injury happened at work. The insurance in our job makes it necessary to visit a hospital if enough blood is involved.
GeorgiaBea 28
Hospital must mean something different in Germany than it does in the US... You can't just pop in and see a doc here without going through triage... Aka, the ER. I do hope he is feeling better!!