Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
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So. Is the OP implying that her boyfriend is cheating on her? Or was he talking about girls he fooled around with in the past? If it's the latter: anyone who says "YDI" is a ******* moron. If YOUR partner accidentally calls you and YOU listen to him talk about cheating on you, HOW is that your ******* fault? Yes, the minor issue is that she "eavesdropped". But sure, let's all forget that he's ******* cheating on her. Jesus christ, people. These boards are so ******* sexist sometimes. If the genders had been swapped, I'm sure there'd be a zillion "she's a ****" comments by now.
misspeg 0
sucks that people cheat
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Comments (49)
catherinee 0
HOLY SHIT.
CoconutMuffin 5
o
liveBabylon 0
I'm a ****.
chrissy888 0
wow is that really necessary?
lucyinthesky420 10
Piss her of what? Your comment doesn't make sense.. ;)
wtfmeesh 4
Why would she not listen, if he called her? Are you the ***** he was fooling around with? :)
gothymama 0
HAHA, you got butt-dialed!
xxcrazybestiexx 0
Fyl, u didn't know he was going to say that. Maybe it's a joke.....haha... Yea,but that sucks
tiancai 0
He deserved it for not using the keypad lock feature.
ifinishlast 0
Happened to me, bro.
kegg 1
And your a rude ass bitch , he accidentally called her. **** his life!
ragsy 7
Curiosity killed the OP.
misspeg 0
sucks that people cheat
Erkxx3S 0
agree
rc024 0
**** me, that sucks.
missmasturah 0
Wow, you're an idiot. Rather she know, and do something about it. Than not knowing, and be with some asshole like you.
jeniilouise 0
agreed...yes the OP was listening into a private conversation which isn't right but he/she had good reason to! and i think the point has been missed if you think the OP deserves it...the fml isn't about the phone call, its about the fact that the boyfriend is a cheater, which would still be the same if the OP didn't listen to the phone call.
jane99 0
I would have totally listened too.
Xuphra 0
Second that.
DisappearingRose 18
agreed.
SammyS2012 21
I once accidentally called my boyfriend while I was in class and he decided to listen to the conversation... He just heard me talking to my lab group and saying some physics jargon while we worked on an experiment =P