Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unsure
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
ollie_ollivia
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
secret
United States
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
Change of heart
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Anonymous
The proposal
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Truro, United Kingdom
Surprise!
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Top comments
Fedor_fml 0
what a jerk....he deserves a swift kick to the sack
CallMeHush 1
Give him a good hard shot to the jimmies and then go get a better boyfriend.
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Comments (163)
Kemine 0
Ouch.
LmaoLolRofl 0
lol I think he just regretted it
SmellDaPurp 0
he probly made the best choice in the long run.
bettadenne1 0
u shuld be happy it wasnt on ur wedding day that he changed his mind
reyemrein 0
wow his feet got really cold really fast... kinda like popstickles
gun6slinger9 9
Maybe he is just not ready at least you are not rushing into it only to have to divorce later
exotica_fml 6
dump that fool..unacceptable
texas_justice 0
...he later realized he had you confused with someone else.
Sniper3000 0
#12 is right
jasonsaied 1
omg haha 67
Fedor_fml 0
what a jerk....he deserves a swift kick to the sack
Averizzle 0
Haha swift kick to the sac?
boots9491 0
yea obviously that's what he said why did you repeat it.
doink 0
Because it is a hilarious way of suggesting a painful punishment.
cooluc 0
no, he does not deserve that. Men hardly ever deserve that.
fuzzywazzy012 0
I think someone just got served!
cadillackitty 0
I hope you said no
seeimdee 0
word dawg
drzhottie148 0
what a jerk...
DerangedFox 0
How is he a jerk? Yes, I'm sure she was hurt by this now, but it will save her from much more heartache later on. HE WASN'T READY. He did the right thing and probably spared them both from a much more complicated and unfit relationship in the future. OP: He most certainly should have given that decision a hell of a lot more thought and consideration, so I feel for you. But you may thank him later. And if you two do end up together, I'm sure you will both feel a lot more confident knowing he was *sure* he wanted to take the next step.
megashroom 6
A nice, intelligent way to put up the respone no one else was goikng to, Congrats!
xcarxcrashx 9
But she said he said he was kidding. It's not like he said he changed his mind. There is a huge difference.
boatkicker 5
He's a jerk because it was a joke, not a realization. If he had, in fact, said "I'm sorry about that, I'm not ready" then fine. But that wasn't the case. He made it a joke. That's an assholish thing to do.
Bamfy_McBamf 0
kidding is code for having second thoughts people its a well known fact
Kuraaai 0
It might NOT be a huge difference. Maybe he DID chicken out when originally, he DID have the intentions to marry her. It could have been a joke to begin with, or the whole "Oh, it was just a joke!" response could have been his way of backing out; For what reason, none of us can be sure. (In the same way, none of us can be sure as to whether the whole thing really WAS a joke or not.) :)
DerangedFox 0
If he PROPOSED to her (as the FML clearly states) ya know with like, an engagement ring, I highly doubt it was intended to be a joke considering it involved a pricey piece of bling.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
If he said he was kidding he obviously hadn't given it any thought and decided to trick her
chaos753159 4
i would so set fire to his pants
theian01 3
To mark him as a "liar liar"?
Blacktivate 0
haha that made me laugh in a sincere manner.
CallMeHush 1
Give him a good hard shot to the jimmies and then go get a better boyfriend.
SulfurPlague 0
Well, hey Hush.
jerseystreetking 0
lol he must of been drunk, high, or a combination of both when he asked
ilovechuux13 0
cross fading, woo!!
Skycayenne 0
Evil. haha
ilovechuux13 0
dayummm. that blows.
vespero 0
why would anyone do something like that?
ilovechuux13 0
anyway, if he was sober, that was heartless of him. dump his ass
coming back in the future 30
He probably got cold feet