Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
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Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, we had an argument and my husband called my mother right in front me. Two minutes later, she was on his side and yelling at me on FaceTime that I’m a bad wife, a pain in the ass, and a nagging bitch. The argument was about him leaving tools around for me to step on and cut my foot open with. FML
Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
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Bogrbon 27
Moms will see their kids as kids when they’re 65, plus it sounds like you still live with his parents, or at least he does, which means that he’s likely not a fully independent adult. Plus if two people are yelling at each other in my house it’s still my business!
jc1015 25
well stop acting like kids and maybe she'll stop treating you as such
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Bogrbon 27
Moms will see their kids as kids when they’re 65, plus it sounds like you still live with his parents, or at least he does, which means that he’s likely not a fully independent adult. Plus if two people are yelling at each other in my house it’s still my business!
bleachedraven 14
Lol, well our kids are always our babies...especially if they gonna act like babies🙂🤣
jc1015 25
well stop acting like kids and maybe she'll stop treating you as such
Hempseed 27
How about you learn to communicate more effectively as a couple rather than resorting to screaming at each other? It's no wonder she treats you like children when you decide to behave as such.
rainbowdonnareed 18
So is it his moms house? With covid I can see why you're living there. Not sure if you want to continue with a mamas boy 😕 my ex husband had his mom and five sisters. Far too many people in a relationship
Zebediabolical 45
Sounds like Mom is the only mature one there.