Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
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hotpinklovee 0
I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.
bipolarchipmunk 0
Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.
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Comments (165)
bipolarchipmunk 0
Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.
noobgang7 5
he showed you how to give a *******? oh op.. did ur bro use ur tips?
depotst 0
I wonder what was said exactly.. interesting,
1221jamw 11
8 is a little young....
CitizenSnipz 0
"Sally told me about tootsie pops and stuff today!"
nateypooo 0
ahahahahahaa it's ok Ive done it too
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
poor Timmy:(
chenny2013 10
Ur dad taught you how to give a *******?! WTF???!!!!
unicornpower56 7
I learned what sex is by myself when I was 7, don't even know how. And learned what a ******** is at 10.... Dafuq is wrong with me
jerryj 27
Don't know...but it's definitely nothing to be proud of!
effevery1slife 0
chipmunk... ur dad taught u how to give good oral at age 8?
rockindyl22 0
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esushi 0
#2- I think it was an attempt at humor.
lovely_189 0
youze a hoe fo sho
Jasper_fml 0
ew. dude, you're a creep.
Epickitty58 29
People make mistakes. I'm such a klutz I could've done the same thing. Don't act like you're perfect.
hotpinklovee 0
I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.
TapeMan_3000 0
^^ this. kids these days hahaha.
burningmatch 3
Ever occurred to you they might live in different cities? Maybe the girl is studying away? Not everybody on the internet is a 12-year-old living with their families, you know?
Dawminator 16
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5ive 0
LOL. & how do you know this
Amkii 0
LMFAO.
blland 0
#6 - examples include "i'm at college" "i'm in england" and/or "i'm hospitalized". and any other reasons why a brother isn't necessarily just next door.
MrRecon72 0
#1, you learned how to give a ******* @ 8 years old... from your DAD?