Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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shibainu519 0
you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!
notsoluckypup 12
hope he pays for the hospital bill...
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Comments (141)
Lifeisntfair13 0
ouch
Lifeisntfair13 0
yay first !!!! sorry op your boyfriend is a asshole
bioboy725 10
then your your head was covered in real gore from the huge-ass gash you got.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
29-thanks. I would have never understood had you not stated what the OP clearly implied.
C6Racer 0
She strikes again!
firecapez1 0
This used to happen to me when i lost my teeth. I would go in the bathroom to wash out the blood, and then the next thing i knew i was laying on the floor with a hurt head from falling back and hitting the door.
JojoChuo 8
Ouch... so we've all learnt a lesson. don't play pranks! But gosh don't it feel gurrd ;p
Ahhmanwtf 0
man you're boyfriend should know you well enough to know it's really a phobia sorry OP!
craaazymonkey 0
drop-kick him
funnyFMLSplz 0
The op's girlfriend just got 2 wins. nice. nice.
shibainu519 0
you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!
DrDiamond 0
^WIN
insanesna1l 0
just smash his head against the mirror and then bury him alive in a coffin. Before he suffocates I am sure he will see the lighter side
ydi_4_suking 20
he'll probably just think he had sex with a girl while she was on her period
rallets 23
grass on the field, play ball when the river runs red, take the dirt path
musicbunny 1
:^D WIN!
Tuesdays76 0
he will probably think it's a hand job with Ted lotion
Jamzmeish 0
Hand job from Chuck Norris xD!
i_love_grrr 0
^HIlarious!!
Airborn0280 18
Lol, Awesome!
chickunkey 0
I wouldn't care if I woke up with fake gore on my face, as long as it comes off.
Tenaed 7
Win. ^
bobos_fml 0
you shuld really try. put some on his d***!!
penguinonastairc 0
79, OP thought it was real, dumbass.
notsoluckypup 12
hope he pays for the hospital bill...
Grimmerie 31
that's right, bitcheses. we can go to the hospital for ***** and giggles if we want. god, i love canada!
Randuhh_17 4
^^^^ your comment amuses me. xp. You win.
mattmadden 0
eey?
vettle 6
yes but... you have to wait 9 hours to be seen by a doctor.
Grimmerie 31
what stupid hospital are you going to? i went in a couple months ago with a migraine and was treated in 40 minutes.
naughtia 14
haw haw
MC18 0
haw hawww. your pic is so funnayy.
LoneStarTexan 6
yours is too :P
sammieInsanityy 0
haha^^
netherflame 0
Tonight, we die.
KJLD5 0
dayum. thats a keeper. oh hey. where did he buy the fake guts and stuff. i need some ;D ""evil laugh"
hellosir23 0
I like your pic :D
Death_From_Above 0
Shi**y day!
ChantelRenaeee 0
your boyfriend is a douche!
SaraaGurll 0
dumbasss!!!! XD
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
wow...that sux, wat a dick.
slinginmac14 0
Eagle! hahahaha....
lordcaliburx 0
did you develop an item that let's a car time travel shortly there after ?
Nychthemeron 2
I don't know whether to vote your BttF reference a win, or a fail because of how poorly you used the English language to do so.
lordcaliburx 0
well that all depends on who low your self-esteem is and how much you need to raise it to feel better about your self.