Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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omglolydi 0
Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.
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Comments (164)
star104287 0
yeah that was pretty serious.....maybe you should have talked to the EMS person...lol
thor82188 0
uhh wow @#23 who the hell are you to tell me what i can or cannot joke about with my own girlfriend?
ace135 3
it wasn't april fools day so y did you think it was a joke dummy lol
troubledshampoo 0
Wow, you're a jerk. YDI.
bfly32 0
You deserved this and the dumping that you will be getting in the near future, bitch.
Lou_Briccant 0
OP doesn't deserve all of the bitch comments per se, but that was still a ****** up thing to do. Even if it was April Fools, you should've given the benefit of the doubt and assumed something did happen. I mean, what's worse, being insensitive to your boyfriend in the hospital which may or may not result in a breakup, or having it be a joke and getting laughed at for 20 seconds?
alexandriamarie 0
wow bitch i hope he dumps your sorry ass
awhcrap 0
wow you dumb twat... he even said you could talk to the paramedic. lmao.
shiie 0
This just goes to prove that a little attitude goes a long way. Down.
hat_fml 0
you're an IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDIOTTT........ its worth being fooled believing something that serious!