Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0
what a douche... FYI op
Graawr 7
That sucks op. Its time to say goodbye to him.
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Comments (115)
austin_joel95 0
FIRST!
Lifes_a_bust 0
what a douche... FYI op
stephanie0613 0
i agree what a total moron ! i would kick his ass !
ShadyFTW1 0
this made me lol... but still that sucks balls OP
AchillesWing 0
He's an uber douche :L FYL OP.
DineshKarthikesu 0
Turns out your bf REALLY is sick.
My2864 1
i laughed aswell ... xD he's a dick though
zerobahamut03 2
wow some men are asshats...imagine there being 2 in a relationship... /sigh :(
pimplayer 0
sorry op fyl move on but beat that bitches ass ! *meow*
ladykat 0
59 I love your *meow* haha I meow all the time outside of FML
xxxbooxxx 16
:O that's my word!! :|
aadk 0
59 - I can't take your comment regarding this situation with a username like pimplayer haha cmon
aadk 0
whoops I mean I can't take your comment seriously
1molinamatt 5
#98 Haha so tru :p
Graawr 7
That sucks op. Its time to say goodbye to him.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
aww give the dude a break it's medication induced drunk dial. No need to break it off but you should give him shit for about it for a couple weeks.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
I didn't read it right. your right he's an ahole...dump him.
Hazu_fml 0
wow your right if you had to find out that way I'm sorry a guy that cheats is not worth you relationship for. all cheater need to be burned alive for the sins they have committed.
Ariasmake_1 0
wow that sucks! sorry op.
cessily 8
ohshitsaywaayyy should have said something witty backkk
zona117 0
hahaha nice reaction but yea that's messed up in a funny way
AlexHD 4
For the love of god use some grammar!
thatssomeBS 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
he said exactly what i would say to a stupid comment like that... OP's boyfriend FTW
skalyan 0
probably that was a joke!
MissErikaHart 0
probably
Alesana_Love 0
if it was a joke I don't think they would be posting it on FML
babeeee13 0
35,you never know. she couldve posted right after he said it or something. then found out he was kidding.
cherylface 13
Actually, I'm pretty sure most of the posts like this on FML are jokes taken out of context. Like the co-worker who wanted the OP to call him King Kong.
babeeee13 0
exactually.
DarkHelmet 10
hahahahahaha ouch
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
WOW. fyl for sure. Kill him with kindness so him just what he's going to be losing.
thathayygurl 4
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akaashR 0
AND THAT'S WHY BITCHES KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT. No but seriously you couldve enjoyed what was a relationship, but you had to make a weak joke and turn things to ***** :/
cuddlekitty66 0
dear 13, it's not a relationship if one person is CHEATING. it's a f-n lie that the othe person has been sucked up int believing.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Um, if he's really cheating, things are "*****" already anyway.
Geiko_fml 0
What the ****? It's a good relationship if the other person doesn't find out if you're cheating? What are you smoking man?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yeah, I feel like this is a case where ignorance isn't bliss. I would much rather know if my boyfriend were cheating rather than being blissfully unaware.